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Asa "Mercer" Turner (the Trevor Lawrence of WC DBs), 4* 2019 S, Carlsbad (HS), CA (Committed)

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  • dawgs206
    dawgs206 Member Posts: 482

    Congrats guys

    According to my sources ND backed off because they won't have room for him.

    They're already loaded at Rover and safety so UW needed him much more.

    Thanks for the back handed compliment!
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,549 Founders Club

    Congrats guys

    According to my sources ND backed off because they won't have room for him.

    They're already loaded at Rover and safety so UW needed him much more.

    My source just called and informed me that Asa has told ND to fuck off after they said if he wanted to come to ND, he’d have to participate (or as the Golden Domers call it, “receive communion”) in the annual “Fingerblaster 5000” ceremony with the head priest.

    Interesting.
    This was from Loy, wasn't it?
  • GaryFromTeenMom
    GaryFromTeenMom Member Posts: 1,370

    Congrats guys

    According to my sources ND backed off because they won't have room for him.

    They're already loaded at Rover and safety so UW needed him much more.

    My source just called and informed me that Asa has told ND to fuck off after they said if he wanted to come to ND, he’d have to participate (or as the Golden Domers call it, “receive communion”) in the annual “Fingerblaster 5000” ceremony with the head priest.

    Interesting.
    This was from Loy, wasn't it?
    A true gentleman never reveals his sources
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425

    Congrats guys

    According to my sources ND backed off because they won't have room for him.

    They're already loaded at Rover and safety so UW needed him much more.

    My source just called and informed me that Asa has told ND to fuck off after they said if he wanted to come to ND, he’d have to participate (or as the Golden Domers call it, “receive communion”) in the annual “Fingerblaster 5000” ceremony with the head priest.

    Interesting.
    This was from Loy, wasn't it?
    A true gentleman never reveals his sources
    It was the head priest, wasn't it? How adept is your rectum at interpreting American Sign Language?
  • GaryFromTeenMom
    GaryFromTeenMom Member Posts: 1,370

    Congrats guys

    According to my sources ND backed off because they won't have room for him.

    They're already loaded at Rover and safety so UW needed him much more.

    My source just called and informed me that Asa has told ND to fuck off after they said if he wanted to come to ND, he’d have to participate (or as the Golden Domers call it, “receive communion”) in the annual “Fingerblaster 5000” ceremony with the head priest.

    Interesting.
    This was from Loy, wasn't it?
    A true gentleman never reveals his sources
    It was the head priest, wasn't it? How adept is your rectum at interpreting American Sign Language?
    I can fart the alphabet backwards...does that answer your question?
  • GaryFromTeenMom
    GaryFromTeenMom Member Posts: 1,370

    Congrats guys

    According to my sources ND backed off because they won't have room for him.

    They're already loaded at Rover and safety so UW needed him much more.

    My source just called and informed me that Asa has told ND to fuck off after they said if he wanted to come to ND, he’d have to participate (or as the Golden Domers call it, “receive communion”) in the annual “Fingerblaster 5000” ceremony with the head priest.

    Interesting.
    Sounds legit but after the "A close family source told 247Sports he still isn't sure what he is going to do but the idea of playing safety under the tutelage of Jimmy Lake is intriguing after excelling there in the Poly Bowl," debacle I don't know how I can trust you anymore.
    Listen...sometimes sources aren’t correct. What I know is I will go to bat with my sources every day of the week. Recruiting is very fluid and changes on the dime.

    Either way, we can say for sure that this will be interesting.
  • LaMichael_Corleone
    LaMichael_Corleone Member Posts: 1,316
    This shit is so full of AIDS it’s hard to willingly go back and look at it, but someone has to be finding all the WDWHA shit about him not bleeding purple and all that shit.