A Welcome Massage to Newcomers (Revised 4-16-2017)

GrundleStiltzkin

SpoonieLuv

doogie

you hacked into backthepack's phone?

AZDuck

Intersectional_Dawg

"Best thing about 16-year-olds, dude, "I" get older and they stay the same age."

AZDuck

Intersectional_Dawg

dnc

AZDuck said:

I think it moved

AZDuck

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Disclaiming child porn here. Where my @ChrisHansenDawg at?

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Disclaiming child porn here. Where my @ChrisHansenDawg at?

She's Eastern European. Totally legal there. Trust me.

PurpleReign

This is all I got to say to new fish:

And I'm a fucktard who can't get the damn asshole thing to fit in the space it's supposed to fit in.

http://imgur.com/gallery/RH09g

GrundleStiltzkin

This thread has gone horribly awry.

Pitchfork51

Anytime anyone thinks Jennifer Lawrence is hot pretty much is the end. She's a solid 7.5 but of all celebrities don't choose her.

PurpleReign

GrundleStiltzkin said:

This thread has gone horribly awry.

Or horribly.. gooood.

Pitchfork51 said:

Anytime anyone thinks Jennifer Lawrence is hot pretty much is the end. She's a solid 7.5 but of all celebrities don't choose her.

No way, she is top 10 hot to me.

RaceBannon

Pitchfork51 said:

Anytime anyone thinks Jennifer Lawrence is hot pretty much is the end. She's a solid 7.5 but of all celebrities don't choose her.

She is the whole thing though. In a photo 7.5 in fine. But add in her brain and video and she is a 9.

Although I did work with her on a movie and she was actually a 5

Pitchfork51

Never have I thought a brain is sexy in a woman.

RaceBannon

I hate stupid people. Even hot women

Swaye

RaceBannon said:

I hate stupid people. Even hot women

I hate stupid people, especially myself, but I find that stupid women are much easier to make do barnyard tricks while naked. So I like them. But just for the tricks. And the naked.