Offseason TopicalChica poast: What's your greatest contribution to the HH Lexicon?

creepycoug

My contributions are too many to list here, but I'll start:

1. occasionally pulling in some Mensa who hasn't picked up on the fact that I'm not actually a kewg, and letting him run with it. Priceless, really, given the actual history.

2. 7-11. Yeah, I invented that shit, and if you know what's good for you, you won't show up there.

3. Canes by proxy. You know who you are. Don't deny it. Just sit there quietly.

4. Some other shit that Damone claimed for himself, knowing full well it was mine. I just can't remember what it was. But it was cool.

creepycoug

^ Adding one for @dflea, because he's down there in Shelton thinking he's above all this shit:

dumb fucking donkey

it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.

so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.

dflea

creepycoug said:

^ Adding one for @dflea, because he's down there in Shelton thinking he's above all this shit:

dumb fucking donkey

it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.

so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.

That's a reasonable fucking royalty fee right there.

Swaye

Dardanus said:

I laffed like an idiot hyena.

Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.

MisterEm

Mosster47 said:

Slingblade.

Long life experience stories.

The benefits of genocide.

Why do you hate bleauxing RichRodtheGreat?

creepycoug

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

^ Adding one for @dflea, because he's down there in Shelton thinking he's above all this shit:

dumb fucking donkey

it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.

so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.

That's a reasonable fucking royalty fee right there.

Damn straight. The first time you hurled a "dumb fucking donkey" at me, it left me curled up in the fetal position in the corner of my toilet room mumbling shit to myself for three weeks.

Dardanus

Swaye said:

Dardanus said:

I laffed like an idiot hyena.

Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.

Did you already mention the jagged flint mudslide (I didn't read the thread)? I believe that was yours...insensitive and hilarious.

Swaye

Dardanus said:

Swaye said:

Dardanus said:

I laffed like an idiot hyena.

Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.

Did you already mention the jagged flint mudslide (I didn't read the thread)? I believe that was yours...insensitive and hilarious.

Yeah, I was jagged flint mudslide. Also, I was "I thought this thread would be about taint licking" which was a real winner there for six months or so. Think I need to bring that one back.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

Dardanus said:

Swaye said:

Dardanus said:

I laffed like an idiot hyena.

Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.

Did you already mention the jagged flint mudslide (I didn't read the thread)? I believe that was yours...insensitive and hilarious.

Yeah, I was jagged flint mudslide. Also, I was "I thought this thread would be about taint licking" which was a real winner there for six months or so. Think I need to bring that one back.

Oh, it lives, redman
http://forum.hardcorehusky.com/discussions/tagged/taint-licking

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Dardanus said:

I laffed like an idiot hyena.

Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.

We don't have the connection to the animal kingdom like you do.