OFFICIAL NHL Playoffs Scahdenfreude Thread

#myblackhawks

#myblackhawks

I think so... over Montreal in the finals.

Sharks gonna get raped in 5 by the Oilers. The season is over.

Eastern Conference:

Caps over Leafs in 5
Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
Habs over Rangers in 6
Bruins over Senators in 6

Caps over Penguins in 7
Habs over Bruins in 6

Caps over Habs in 6

Western Conference

Blackhawks over Predators in 6
Wild over Blues in 6
Ducks over Flames in 7
Oilers over Sharks in 5

Blackhawks over Wild in 6
Ducks over Oilers in 7

Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

Stanley Cup Finals

Capitals over Blackhawks in 7

My Oilers.

Evidence: I know nothing about hockey.

Eastern Conference:

Caps over Leafs in 5
Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
Habs over Rangers in 6
Bruins over Senators in 6

Caps over Penguins in 7
Habs over Bruins in 6

Caps over Habs in 6

Western Conference

Blackhawks over Predators in 6
Wild over Blues in 6
Ducks over Flames in 7
Oilers over Sharks in 5

Blackhawks over Wild in 6
Ducks over Oilers in 7

Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

Stanley Cup Finals

Capitals over Blackhawks in 7

Picking the Presidents Cup winner shows you don't know shit about hockey.

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

My Oilers.

Evidence: I know nothing about hockey.

That Gretzky kid looks promising.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.

Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.
Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.

I guess I can see that, despite them being a top seed and getting destroyed by a 7/8 seed LA Kinds en route to their Cup. Blues will never break through.

I can see an Oilers team breaking out this year and getting beat in 7 games by a veteran Habs squad. I'll be blacked out watching Goon 2 so I won't even know if it's Habs or Winterhawks or whoever in the Final.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.
It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...

It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.

Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

They will go 2 rounds at best.

This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.
It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

That would be like driving to Mordor except the One Ring is on my cock and Frodo bites it off before I fall into a bottomless pit of lava...

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.
Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

They will go 2 rounds at best.

This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...

Christ!

Bad_MotherDucker

Don't know how the fuck the Pens were able to get to 2nd best record with the AHL defensemen they were using, but not having Letang will be a big enough blow to keep them from repeating.

I hate the Blackhawks, but gotta go with them to win it all. They'll be tanned, rested, and ready as the West is a shit show, while the East winner goes through a grind.

Hawks over Habs

Caps choke in 2nd round and Ducks get upset again in 1st round. Like Geico it's what they do

Ducks/Flames is the 1st round series that will have the most game to game drama ... there will be a lot of physical play

On paper the Pens/CBJ series should be the best ... but I really don't trust the Pens D ...

As for my Caps pick I'm well aware of the track record of the President's Cup winners ... but the Caps have the best all around team and if they are going to ever win a Cup this is their best shot

greenblood

Penguins win, and I don't care how

I will add that playoff hockey is just behind March Madness and the NFL as the best post season league. MLB is good too, with pitching rotation strategy in full effect.

Basketball post season and College Bowl games can DIAF.

I like the Sharks in this series. They like to wait until later rounds to choke and the Oilers appear to hate having the lead.

I like the Sharks in this series. They like to wait until later rounds to choke and the Oilers appear to hate having the lead.

Getting Couture back was huge.

Hopefully Joe Thornton can stay injured for a few more months.

Still taking Oilers in 6 but el oh el if we get Oiler tears out of this. They are so much more talented but lack the experience and took so many dumb penalties last night.

Still taking Oilers in 6 but el oh el if we get Oiler tears out of this. They are so much more talented but lack the experience and took so many dumb penalties last night.

The playoffs are a completely different animal ... IF the Sharks stay/get healthy during the series they probably win ...

But the learning curve and lessons are often fast and the Oilers are very talented ... I'm still expecting a long series that could go either way

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.

Your Gretzkys are playing Minnesota

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.
Your Gretzkys are playing Minnesota

Their playing Montreal dumass

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.
Your Gretzkys are playing Minnesota

Who?

Comments

#myblackhawks

#myblackhawks

I think so... over Montreal in the finals.

Sharks gonna get raped in 5 by the Oilers. The season is over.

My Oilers.

Evidence: I know nothing about hockey.

Eastern Conference:

Caps over Leafs in 5
Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
Habs over Rangers in 6
Bruins over Senators in 6

Caps over Penguins in 7
Habs over Bruins in 6

Caps over Habs in 6

Western Conference

Blackhawks over Predators in 6
Wild over Blues in 6
Ducks over Flames in 7
Oilers over Sharks in 5

Blackhawks over Wild in 6
Ducks over Oilers in 7

Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

Stanley Cup Finals

Capitals over Blackhawks in 7

Picking the Presidents Cup winner shows you don't know shit about hockey.

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

My Oilers.

Evidence: I know nothing about hockey.

That Gretzky kid looks promising.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.

Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.

You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.
Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.
It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...

It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.

FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.
It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

That would be like driving to Mordor except the One Ring is on my cock and Frodo bites it off before I fall into a bottomless pit of lava...

My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.
Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

They will go 2 rounds at best.

This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...

Christ!

I like the Sharks in this series. They like to wait until later rounds to choke and the Oilers appear to hate having the lead.

I like the Sharks in this series. They like to wait until later rounds to choke and the Oilers appear to hate having the lead.

Getting Couture back was huge.

Hopefully Joe Thornton can stay injured for a few more months.

Still taking Oilers in 6 but el oh el if we get Oiler tears out of this. They are so much more talented but lack the experience and took so many dumb penalties last night.

Still taking Oilers in 6 but el oh el if we get Oiler tears out of this. They are so much more talented but lack the experience and took so many dumb penalties last night.

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.

Your Gretzkys are playing Minnesota

What the duck is a San Jose anyways? Some up-jumped suburban shithole that thinks they know how to play hockey? My Gretzkys need to lay the hammer down and de-fin these so-called sharks.
Your Gretzkys are playing Minnesota

Their playing Montreal dumass