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OFFICIAL NHL Playoffs Scahdenfreude Thread

haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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Post your stupid fucking playoff predictions here. No need for @Tequilla to post, his unbiased Stars-to-win-it-all is already registered.

I'm taking the Sharks to shit themselves against the Oilers.

Habs win the cup.
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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    PurpleJ said:

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    #myblackhawks

    I think so... over Montreal in the finals.

    Sharks gonna get raped in 5 by the Oilers. The season is over.
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,800
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    Eastern Conference:

    Caps over Leafs in 5
    Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
    Habs over Rangers in 6
    Bruins over Senators in 6

    Caps over Penguins in 7
    Habs over Bruins in 6

    Caps over Habs in 6

    Western Conference

    Blackhawks over Predators in 6
    Wild over Blues in 6
    Ducks over Flames in 7
    Oilers over Sharks in 5

    Blackhawks over Wild in 6
    Ducks over Oilers in 7

    Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

    Stanley Cup Finals

    Capitals over Blackhawks in 7
  • Intersectional_DawgIntersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
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    My Oilers.

    Evidence: I know nothing about hockey.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Tequilla said:

    Eastern Conference:

    Caps over Leafs in 5
    Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
    Habs over Rangers in 6
    Bruins over Senators in 6

    Caps over Penguins in 7
    Habs over Bruins in 6

    Caps over Habs in 6

    Western Conference

    Blackhawks over Predators in 6
    Wild over Blues in 6
    Ducks over Flames in 7
    Oilers over Sharks in 5

    Blackhawks over Wild in 6
    Ducks over Oilers in 7

    Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

    Stanley Cup Finals

    Capitals over Blackhawks in 7

    Picking the Presidents Cup winner shows you don't know shit about hockey.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    My Oilers.

    Evidence: I know nothing about hockey.

    That Gretzky kid looks promising.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    haie said:

    You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

    Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

    Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
    They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

    You also called the Blues last cup.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

    Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
    They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

    You also called the Blues last cup.
    Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...

    Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.
    They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

    You also called the Blues last cup.
    Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.
    I guess I can see that, despite them being a top seed and getting destroyed by a 7/8 seed LA Kinds en route to their Cup. Blues will never break through.

    I can see an Oilers team breaking out this year and getting beat in 7 games by a veteran Habs squad. I'll be blacked out watching Goon 2 so I won't even know if it's Habs or Winterhawks or whoever in the Final.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!


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    P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    PurpleJ said:

    FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!


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    P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

    It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
  • Intersectional_DawgIntersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
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    haie said:

    My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

    That's the joke ya damn jackass.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!


    image


    P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

    It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
    It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    haie said:

    My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

    That's the joke ya damn jackass.
    Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

    They will go 2 rounds at best.

    This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!


    image


    P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

    It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
    It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

    That would be like driving to Mordor except the One Ring is on my cock and Frodo bites it off before I fall into a bottomless pit of lava...
  • Intersectional_DawgIntersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
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    haie said:

    haie said:

    My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

    That's the joke ya damn jackass.
    Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

    They will go 2 rounds at best.

    This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...
    Christ!
  • Bad_MotherDuckerBad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,309
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    Don't know how the fuck the Pens were able to get to 2nd best record with the AHL defensemen they were using, but not having Letang will be a big enough blow to keep them from repeating.

    I hate the Blackhawks, but gotta go with them to win it all. They'll be tanned, rested, and ready as the West is a shit show, while the East winner goes through a grind.

    Hawks over Habs

    Caps choke in 2nd round and Ducks get upset again in 1st round. Like Geico it's what they do
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