A Hat On The Table XXIX: The Calvin Avery, 4* 2018 DT, Dallas (Bishop Dunne), TX story (Illinois)

Dennis_DeYoung

There are a bunch of kids we have no shot at that we are talking to all over the world. So, basically we will never get this kid, but if you can watch this kid's hudl and not spooge all over your computer you should be killed by the REAL football GOD.

Fucking Jesus.

dnc

So to be clear, you're saying we have a shot with this guy?

backthepack

Where are the Nigerians, the Chineese, the Aussies, and the Brazilians? #WorldWideCrootin

AlCzervik

He'd fit right in as a DE in Kawasaki's defense.

animate

Impressive. Hudl didn't list any physical stats that I saw ... But he looks like a legit 6'4" maybe 6'5". Moves like linebacker

dnc

animate said:

Impressive. Hudl didn't list any physical stats that I saw ... But he looks like a legit 6'4" maybe 6'5". Moves like linebacker

Listed at 6'2" or 6'1 and a 1/2" on the TBS sites I checked.

Ice_Holmvik

Now that's the kind of ass I like to see.

dnc

Ice_Holmvik said:

Now that's the kind of ass I like to see.

@PurpleJ agrees!

FireCohen

Why get people hopes up? He never going to UW. Unless $$$ is involved.

Dennis_DeYoung

WeakarmCobra said:

Why get people hopes up? He never going to UW. Unless $$$ is involved.

Because I fucking hate you assholes.

RaceBannon

What if I told you that in February of 2018 Husky hats were on tables across America?

What if those players all went to Bama and LSU?

What if @Dennis_DeYoung hadn't got in his car later that day stoned out of his mind?

303 For 30 presents "Husky Hats on the Table: The Chris Petermen Story"

vadawg

What does that say when, Assholes are the only thing you really like?

Dennis_DeYoung said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Why get people hopes up? He never going to UW. Unless $$$ is involved.

Because I fucking hate you assholes.

Dennis_DeYoung

vadawg said:

What does that say when, Assholes are the only thing you really like?

Dennis_DeYoung said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Why get people hopes up? He never going to UW. Unless $$$ is involved.

Because I fucking hate you assholes.

Can't argue with that.

Edwin_Bambino

Dennis_DeYoung said:

There are a bunch of kids we have no shot at that we are talking to all over the world. So, basically we will never get this kid, but if you can watch this kid's hudl and not spooge all over your computer you should be killed by the REAL football GOD.

Fucking Jesus.

Should we wait for it to rain and take some OXY'S? Asking for a friend.

Doogles

Fuck that. Show me the product on Saturday.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Watched the Hudl and came away thinking he's the perfect guy to play DE.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

And we just offered, I'm sure he appreciates it.

https://twitter.com/_TMBoog/status/857680734206795776

UWhuskytskeet

He used a pic of the old stadium, we fucked.

JECAR

He's real explosive off the ball. However, that is totally negated by his hands and physical strength. He also appears to have a good motor and doesn't quit if the play goes to the other side of the field. It's a highlight tape, so it's a little bit hard to get a read on that one...

If he's really 6'1, then he's probably a little bit short and heavier than the average DL in the SEC (this may explain why he only has 3 SEC offers).

This is the kind of kid that we? need to find a way to get here. Looking at the numbers, he could probably push for playing time almost immediately and fills an absolute need once Vea and Hell's Angel Gaines both leave.

#cardboardPete, where are you?

FireCohen

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

And we just offered, I'm sure he appreciates it.

https://twitter.com/_TMBoog/status/857680734206795776

At least he used purple reign vs go huskies

Tequilla

Where in Dallas is Bishop Dunne?