This is why we're in your conference

89ute

We pull Nattys motherfuckers!

https://twitter.com/pac12/status/840653041141403648

https://twitter.com/utahathletics/status/840791556558802945

tenndawg

Skiing is the only true sport - everything else is just a game...

Football, backgammon, checkers, basketball, Hungry Hippos, all the same

Congrats on winning the only championship that matters - and probably without anyone from Georgia, Mississippi or Alabama on the team...

dnc

LEAVE!

89ute

dnc said:

LEAVE!

DerekJohnson

#WeAreaSkiSchool

YellowSnow

Greatest snow on earth on which to practice. Would suck if they didn't win a natty every year.

tenndawg

YellowSnow said:

Greatest snow on earth on which to practice. Would suck if they didn't win a natty every year.

That's like saying UW should never lose on dreary overcast rainy days...

or when there's lots of homeless addicts with free needles in the vicinity

PurpleThrobber

Ski chicks are crazy lays.

After they spit their Copehagen out.

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

Ski chicks are crazy lays.

After they spit their Copehagen out.

@TigerWoods true?

BennyBeaver

DerekJohnson said:

#WeAreaSkiSchool

We Area Ski School?

GrundleStiltzkin

*Aria

RaceBannon

rodmansrage

id eat scrambled eggs off the chick in the pink's stomach.

YellowSnow

Looks like the in-state recruiting it pretty strong for the Utes ski team:
https://www.utahutes.com/roster.aspx?path=ski

YellowSnow

tenndawg said:

YellowSnow said:

Greatest snow on earth on which to practice. Would suck if they didn't win a natty every year.

That's like saying UW should never lose on dreary overcast rainy days...

or when there's lots of homeless addicts with free needles in the vicinity

I thought we always had an advantage up here and are supposed to win on wet and windy days at Husky Stadium, except when we have a Ute as our QB.

Ice_Holmvik

rodmansrage said:

id eat scrambled eggs off the chick in the pink's Asshole.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RaceBannon said:

craves it, craves it, craves it, craves it, craves it, craves it, craves it, craves it

BennyBeaver

Just got back from Park City last weekend.

Deer Valley is groomers paradise. Too bad there was no fresh pow.

rodmansrage

Ice_Holmvik said:

rodmansrage said:

id eat scrambled eggs off the chick in the pink's Asshole.

no, nononono, id eat eggs off her stomach and suck a fart out of her asshole.


thanks.

BennyBeaver

YellowSnow said:

Looks like the in-state recruiting it pretty strong for the Utes ski team:
https://www.utahutes.com/roster.aspx?path=ski

If you consider Scandinavia "in-state."

Looks like all those vikings are escaping their homelands run amok by "immigrants" to come here and #MAGA.

YellowSnow

BennyBeaver said:

Just got back from Park City last weekend.

Deer Valley is groomers paradise. Too bad there was no fresh pow.

Best grooming in the business at DV (Sun Valley and Snowbasin are up there too). Powder days can be great there, but can get skied out really quick due to high lift capacity and not much terrain that you have to "work hard" to get to- i.e., longer hiking or traverses. For my money, I'd say Snowbasin - which is the Utes home ski hill - is the best overall mountain in Utah. More snow and powder opportunities than DV or Park City. Bigger, tuffer mountain than Brighton or Solitude and doesn't get as hammered by the local powderhounds as Snowbird and Alta.