So I'm at my son's dojo last Tuesday, reading fake news in The Economist in the front waiting room, when one of the instructors walks by with a little plastic case. He pauses, comes over, and asks me if I want to see a nice .45. He's got an FFL and does sales on the side, and had just picked up a Springfield 1911-style .45 for a client. So I say yes, because I like guns, and he sits down on the bench next to me and opens the case. He's talking about the gun as he cycles the slide to check if it's loaded, then hands it to me. I do the same, along with ejecting the magazine, because that's just good gun safety etiquette. Within five seconds of me snapping the slide back into place, the sensei appears at the dojo doorway with a withering glare at us, which prompts the instructor to quickly and sheepishly return the gun to its case. Sensei is a pretty intense guy, and hearing handgun slide action in the next room put him on high alert and made it difficult for him to concentrate on teaching the class.
I was in Sweden last spring. Let me just say; there were women outside. Holy fuck were there women outside...
brb, jo
Rapist terrorists AGREE
Muslim intel guys are so funny in Scandinavia. They show up out of nowhere, because there aren't, unlike that stupid fucker from Eugene says, and they follow you around to bars and pick out the one fat chick there and sit next to them. The fat chick rattles off to them the whole time while they stare at you.
It would be slightly scary if it weren't so fucking sad. If our biggest threat are people with 6th century thinking then we won.
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brb, jo
It would be slightly scary if it weren't so fucking sad. If our biggest threat are people with 6th century thinking then we won.