The REAL issue

PurpleJ

Let's talk about the best way to get rid of at least 81% of the world's population so we can solve resource scarcity and global warming.

Let's nip this in the bud.

Start with baby boomers and work our way down? Kill all Catholics, Jews and Muslims? IQ test everyone and kill everyone below 130? Single elimination fight to the death tournament? Abolish all laws for a period of 20 years and let things work themselves out? Mass drone strikes? Abundance?

allpurpleallgold

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

whlinder

Forced sterilization of those who can clear a certain IQ level.

PurpleJ

allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

Not quite. We need to eliminate all "men" that think tits are better than ass.

Also need to work the fight to the death tournament in there somehow. Hot ticket IMO.

greenblood

allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

Why do you hate Race?

allpurpleallgold

greenblood said:

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allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

Why do you hate Race?

I don't hate him. I just think he should die.

tenndawg

PurpleJ said:

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allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

We need to eliminate all "men" that think tits are better than ass.

Well kill me now bitch - if you think you can

Or...why don't you take all the rump roast, and I'll get all the breast meat

This may actually work out for both of us...your move

PurpleJ

tenndawg said:

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PurpleJ said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

We need to eliminate all "men" that think tits are better than ass.

Well kill me now bitch - if you think you can

Or...why don't you take all the rump roast, and I'll get all the breast meat

This may actually work out for both of us...your move

How about you die and I can have both?

RaceBannon

allpurpleallgold said:

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greenblood said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

Why do you hate Race?

I don't hate him. I just think he should die.

That's comforting

tenndawg

PurpleJ said:

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tenndawg said:

PurpleJ said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Let's start with an age cap of 60. You've lived your life by then, time to go.

You can't kill the Jews, we need writers. Catholics can go, yeah. Muslims, bye. Hot girls are exempt.

People that say they are "agnostic" when asked if they believe in god should go.

Is that enough?

We need to eliminate all "men" that think tits are better than ass.

Well kill me now bitch - if you think you can

Or...why don't you take all the rump roast, and I'll get all the breast meat

This may actually work out for both of us...your move

How about you die and I can have both?

So much for diplomacy and building a coalition....

doogie

If we're going to have a tournament, will everyone get a trophy?

ThomasFremont

doogie said:

If we're going to have a tournament, will everyone get a trophy?

The skulls of the losers will be re-purposed as keg cups.

#Sustainibility

TierbsHsotBoobs

ThomasFremont said:

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doogie said:

If we're going to have a tournament, will everyone get a trophy?

The skulls of the losers will be re-purposed as keg cups.

*Sustainability

ThomasFremont

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

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ThomasFremont said:

doogie said:

If we're going to have a tournament, will everyone get a trophy?

The skulls of the losers will be re-purposed as keg cups.

*Sustainability

I fucked up my own joke...

Pitchfork51

ThomasFremont said:

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

ThomasFremont said:

doogie said:

If we're going to have a tournament, will everyone get a trophy?

The skulls of the losers will be re-purposed as keg cups.

*Sustainability

I fucked up my own joke...

Cougariffic

PurpleJ

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