Well, I took Sven's Advice

[Deleted User]

Got hammered to forget about the abortion with the rusty coat hanger. Went to a party. Picked up a Freshman who didn't know better. Unable to bare pickle two hole. Maybe later. College rules. Kinda. Drunk posting rules though. Underage/18 pics incoming. Fuck Sark. Go Ducks. U of W Asians suck donkey ass. Old money white chicks suck worse though. Go Cougs.

This is my greatest contri bootin to the bored yet. Fire Sark.

[Deleted User]

I've adopted the cougs as my new team. Never disappointed. I can live with that. DYNASTY!!!

AZDuck

Pics and we'll make sure this post goes into Classics.

[Deleted User]

I'm hearing the pics are coming at the end of the month

TheKobeStopper

If she didn't know better and you were unable to bare pickle the two hole then you were using it wrong. Step your game up.

PostGameOrangeSlices

i remember the first time i got laid in college...

[Deleted User]

Fuck you.

Pics and it did happen:

On the left

inb4 cheeks too big, hair too blonde, jorts too high

TheKobeStopper

CollegeDoog said:

Fuck you.

Pics and it did happen:

On the left

inb4 cheeks too big, hair too blonde, jorts too high

You clowns and your white girls. There's only one kind of white girl that's any good and it goes up your nose. Bang a latina and then pop off.

And crop out the ugo next time.

unfrozencaveman

Latina staying power C-/D+

Fat by age 25...true story

TheKobeStopper

unfrozencaveman said:

Latina staying power C-/D+

Fat by age 25...true story

Mute point. Don't have sex with any girl over 22.

TierbsHsotBoobs

TheKobeStopper said:

unfrozencaveman said:

Latina staying power C-/D+

Fat by age 25...true story

Mute point. Don't have sex with any girl over 22.

Fuck I wish I had the screenshot of the cougar.

TheKobeStopper

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

TheKobeStopper said:

unfrozencaveman said:

Latina staying power C-/D+

Fat by age 25...true story

Mute point. Don't have sex with any girl over 22.

Fuck I wish I had the screenshot of the cougar.

You ain't got nothing on me.

PostGameOrangeSlices

cheeks too big, hair too blonde, jorts too high

Swaye

This thread is pure win. And GJ CollegeDoog. Keep banging chicks and posting nudes.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

unfrozencaveman said:

Latina staying power C-/D+

Fat by age 25...true story

You forgot four kids.

PhiKapDawg23

Judging by the picture in the background it looks like she potentially has a boyfriend as well. Apparently she lives a life of abundance

DeLarry

Taking Sven's advice is going to land you right in the middle of a Lemon Party one day.

[Deleted User]

The chubby chick in the red guarantee she'll take it in the two hole bare pickle.

That's a bigger lock than Sark getting plunger raped by Oregon.