Merry Christmas, Degenerates

EsophagealFeces

I'd say you guys are the gift that keeps on giving, but you're more like an STD that won't go away. Here's hoping that come New Years Day, we'll be the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Thus Christmas is shit and your all fags.

Real Christmas is next Saturday anyway

I didn't get my 4-stroke backpack leaf blower I specifically asked for.

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

Double post.

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.

I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.

Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people.

I'm surprised at you Dennis ... Pepsi is still a virgin after all

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'm surprised at you Dennis ... Pepsi is still a virgin after all

Not according to @MrsPetersen.

Strapon

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I know. Everyone knows to get a girl pregnant you just slap her titties around then stick it inside her and pee. Don't want to get her pregnant pull it out and pee on her leg.

I believe it.

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.
I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.

Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people.

Midnight Christmas mass is great to attend god bless America and no one else

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!

we can get high and discuss the origins of life if you want

PostGameOrangeSlices

Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?

EsophagealFeces

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.
I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.

Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people.

You know Dennis is struggling to start walking again if he's resorting to going to church...

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.

Going to church to get laid isn't respectable. It just means you are a pushover.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!
we can get high and discuss the origins of life if you want

The getting high part sounds good.

JaWarrenJaHooker

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

Fucking gold. Great poast

I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

and

B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

I'll need pics before I can answer that.

Religion/Christianity made a lot more sense to me when I started to look at them as mythological lessons to be learned, in the way fairy tales teach lessons to kids, as opposed to looking at religion as the "newspaper truth".

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