Austin "Auzzy" Osbourne, 2018 WR, Mission Viejo HA, CA (COMMITTED)

jamesosborne1959

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

dnc

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

More progeny please. Preferably male. STAT.

TIA

Meek

Papa Osborne is seriously the coolest guy out there. To be able to understand the humor here in Mos Eisley and understand that we are simply awesome fans and not trolls truly speaks to his genius as a father.

Tequilla

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

81% likely that this post is, and always will be, the single greatest post in this shit hole bored’s history

CuntWaffle

Meek said:

Papa Osborne is seriously the coolest guy out there. To be able to understand the humor here in Mos Eisley and understand that we are simply awesome fans and not trolls truly speaks to his genius as a father.

Papa Osbourne is God’s present to this board for having to deal with posters like Hondo

backthepack

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

That's an uhhh... rather large bulge. Must run in the family.

FireCohen

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

Damn, I didn’t think you could get any cooler, but you did.

DoogCourics

dnc said:

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

More progeny please. Preferably male. STAT.

TIA

Abundance

jamesosborne1959

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

FireCohen

Mods can we pin this or move it to classic?