Austin "Auzzy" Osbourne, 2018 WR, Mission Viejo HA, CA (COMMITTED)

jamesosborne1959

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

dnc

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

More progeny please. Preferably male. STAT.

TIA

Meek

Papa Osborne is seriously the coolest guy out there. To be able to understand the humor here in Mos Eisley and understand that we are simply awesome fans and not trolls truly speaks to his genius as a father.

Tequilla

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

81% likely that this post is, and always will be, the single greatest post in this shit hole bored’s history

CuntWaffle

Meek said:

Papa Osborne is seriously the coolest guy out there. To be able to understand the humor here in Mos Eisley and understand that we are simply awesome fans and not trolls truly speaks to his genius as a father.

Papa Osbourne is God’s present to this board for having to deal with posters like Hondo

backthepack

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

That's an uhhh... rather large bulge. Must run in the family.

FireCohen

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

Damn, I didn’t think you could get any cooler, but you did.

DoogCourics

dnc said:

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

More progeny please. Preferably male. STAT.

TIA

Abundance

jamesosborne1959

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

FireCohen

Mods can we pin this or move it to classic?

Gladstone

Pops -- how is he coming along with regards to the playbook? Excited to see him at the spring scrimmage.

dnc

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

OKG

jamesosborne1959

Very hard playbook. Just learning right now. Spring ball will put Austin into a position to compete with first team in the fall. His teammates and coaches are amazing. Coach Pete gets great kids with no ego.....

chuck

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

Dude...just say you were in the pool. I can't really say that it works for me, but I like to say it anyways.

backthepack

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

I laffed like an idiot hyena. Good shit Ozzy.

dnc

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

Tequilla

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

The other 19% for the best post in the history of the bored

dannarc

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

Which dad did he get it from?

UW_Doog_Bot

dannarc said:

jamesosborne1959 said:

Austin did not get his bulge from me. I am hung like a hummingbird.

Which dad did he get it from?

dflea

jamesosborne1959 said:

Did someone on this board offer to cradle my balls? Sounds great. How do I contact you. Life sometimes is so boring, I like the crude shit on this board. Keep it real...........Go Dawgs. Spring game on April 21nd.

Nobody kicks ass like @jamesosborne1959