Duckfighter Illustrated: Special Teams Special Edition

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Duckfighter Illustrated: Special Teams Special Edition

Race Bannon and his crack staff of reporters are back once again with a "grossly inappropriate" satirical look at the Washington Huskies and Pac-12 Conference.

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PostGameOrangeSlices

Rob bobertson says fuck off.
nybe

loadsock

"And that better not ******* change" tweeted Knight as he drove off into the McKenzie River"

Gurgle v2.0?

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GRAA

TierbsHsotBoobs

loadsock said:

"And that better not ******* change" tweeted Knight as he drove off into the McKenzie River"

Gurgle v2.0?

Gurgle v2.0 happened earlier this year to one of their tennis players.

If Sark drinks gin and tonic for real, I can respect him. I always pictured him as a Natty Light guy.

RaceBannon

It was an 8 ball

MikeDamone

FIRST!!

IrishDawg22

I didn't think it would be possible to find something worse than a Sark coached S/T unit.

Well done.

RaceBannon

Thanks for reading!

Swaye

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Tailgater

While Race (once again?) quotes Sark's admonition for Husky Football to "finish" the damn game, it's the way his kick-off defenders started the latest loss that fucked his game plan, if he actually had one. The deep and experienced Dawgs fought back time after time after time to "finish"..... just to stand on the sideline watching their rookie kick-off defending teammates screw the pooch again and again and again.

Hard to understand how any mega-$million per year coach could get misty after watching his veterans kick butt for 58 minutes in a commendable effort to "finish" on the road against a Top Ten opponent while a pack of pups wasted two minutes trying to find Tree #7. That's the thing about defending against kick-offs that all coaches regardless of pay scale should know...... their rookies have to be able to spray the side of a barn on The Farm before they can be expected to leave their mark on a Tree.

Practice, practice, practice...... where was the special team's preparation in Sark's plan for 'finishing" and winning at Stanford? Scott Woodward should do his struggling head coach a favor and fire the special teams coach, whoever he is, for being so un-special. I'm so sick and tired of this doggy-do we've been stepping in now for ten years.

pat_hm

monroecougdad said:

Tony Dungy turned down the USC job to spend more time with what's left of his family

Remember when Tony Dungy won a fatherhood award the year after his son killed himself?

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pat_hm said:

monroecougdad said:

Tony Dungy turned down the USC job to spend more time with what's left of his family

Remember when Tony Dungy won a fatherhood award the year after his son killed himself?

Really?! Damn how did I miss that! That's about as fucktarded as giving a president a nobel peace prize even though he was in like 3 wars at the time.....oh wait.

pat_hm

He_Needs_More_Time said:

pat_hm said:

monroecougdad said:

Tony Dungy turned down the USC job to spend more time with what's left of his family

Remember when Tony Dungy won a fatherhood award the year after his son killed himself?

Really?! Damn how did I miss that! That's about as fucktarded as giving a president a nobel peace prize even though he was in like 3 wars at the time.....oh wait.

Dungy is a big Obama guy

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pat_hm said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

pat_hm said:

monroecougdad said:

Tony Dungy turned down the USC job to spend more time with what's left of his family

Remember when Tony Dungy won a fatherhood award the year after his son killed himself?

Really?! Damn how did I miss that! That's about as fucktarded as giving a president a nobel peace prize even though he was in like 3 wars at the time.....oh wait.

Dungy is a big Obama guy

Water is wet. Is there any black guy that Dungy doesn't support?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Against Miami in 2000, all I remember reading in the papers leading up to the game was how Rick was using starters to play special teams. The shit ain't rocket science unless you've got a whiny bitch of a coach who is still learning on the job.

The only intern in history who has done better in Monica Lewinski.