I think ya better call Tyrone

AEB · October 2016

And tell him to come get his shit. The man who believed you couldn't win at UW and who's fans were irrational for demanding a winner sits on the CFP selection committee with a vote. If UW runs the table, Tyrone could keep UW out of the CFP. The fucking irony. I'd blame @DerekJohnson

WilburHooksHands · October 2016

There are too many white people on this bored for that joke.

bananasnblondes · October 2016

If UW wins out, I don't think there's any way we(?) get left out unless we(?) win the rest of our(?) games by 1 point each.

If we(?) lose a game, we(?) probably won't be a top 4 team

AEB · October 2016

WilburHooksHands said:
There are too many white people on this bored for that joke.

I tried but it's hard

AEB · October 2016

bananasnblondes said:
If UW wins out, I don't think there's any way we(?) get left out unless we(?) win the rest of our(?) games by 1 point each.

If we(?) lose a game, we(?) probably won't be a top 4 team

Don't underestimate the power of a twice fucked whiny bitch

rodmansrage · October 2016

Selection Committee
A talented group of high-integrity individuals with experience as coaches, student-athletes, collegiate administrators and journalists, along with sitting athletics directors, comprise the selection committee. The group will create rankings seven times each year. The members of the selection committee are: Jeff Long (chair), Barry Alvarez, Mike Gould, Pat Haden, Tom Jernstedt, Oliver Luck, Archie Manning, Tom Osborne, Dan Radakovich, Condoleezza Rice, Mike Tranghese, Steve Wieberg and Tyrone Willingham.

lmao, my hottest of takes below:

haden - he's a UW icon, he's super talented, hadenasjesusoverhuskystadium.jpg

jernstedt - oversaw USA basketball when we? "won" bronze in 2004, graduated from oregon. so he clearly hates america and uw.

gould - thank you for your service

long - AD at arky that fired petrino for john l smith and then hired bert who follows butch jones' mantra of "next year is our year!"

alvarez - seems legit? ceo of wisconsin football program, play his way or gtfo

ollie luck - went from AD at west fucking virginia to the ivory tower in indy, could have had the texas AD job instead of patterson

archie - either dementia or too many headshots, clearly hates eli, gives two fucks about cooper, and is peytons wet nurse, fucked up household that is, ill be xmas is a fucking weird time

tom osborne - classy as fuck dude, he remembers that standing ovation those classy as fuck fans gave in lincoln, hes on our? side

dan rada - clemson AD, really dont know how he got here, probably just on it to get frequent flier miles on some low-cost carrier like allegiant

condi rice - like radakovich, no idea how she got, oh wait, THANKS OBAMA

tranghese - oversaw the death of the big east which ignited the realignment craze, hired by the SEC as a basketball consultant which baffles the mind as the sec doesnt give a shit about hoops much like the big east didnt give a shit about football, how the fuck do people like this find jobs?

wieberg - a reporter or some shit, dunno, dont really care, he probably shows up to the meetings for the free food

willingham - him being on this shows this "committee" is all a bunch of bullshit, whoever got him on this, find a fucking fire and jump in

take alvarez and dr tom out of the crew above and you have the smartest kids on the football short bus.

PostGameOrangeSlices · October 2016

We win out and dont make the playoffs. A 1 loss Michigan that lost by 1 to OSU makes it, along with undefeated Clemsom and BAMA.

We lose the Rosebowl by 50 to Wisconsin

doogsinparadise · October 2016

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
We win out and dont make the playoffs. A 1 loss Michigan that lost by 1 to OSU makes it, along with undefeated Clemsom and BAMA.

We lose the Rosebowl by 50 to Wisconsin

Shut your stupid cunt mouth.

CaptainPJ · October 2016

AEB said:

bananasnblondes said:
If UW wins out, I don't think there's any way we(?) get left out unless we(?) win the rest of our(?) games by 1 point each.

If we(?) lose a game, we(?) probably won't be a top 4 team
Don't underestimate the power of a race-baiting cunt

Huh?

PatHadenFS · October 2016

Don't worry guys, I've got this selection committee shit locked up.

Typically we start these meetings by rectally ingesting a few bottles of Ensure laced with mescaline, but Ol' Pat Haden has something special planned this year. This shit is gonna go full Tom Cruise Crazy.

$10 says that Condi finally puts the Seattle Storm into the CFB playoffs or some shit.

DerekJohnson · October 2016

It must not bother Tyrone to know he's seated on that committee for reasons having nothing to do with integrity.

Passion · October 2016

If UW wins out, we?'re in. 1 loss and tyrone has all the argument he needs.

DerekJohnson · October 2016

If Bow Down to Willingham keeps the Huskies out of the playoff, Jen Cohen will be madder at me than Randy Hart getting stiffed at the dry cleaners.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · October 2016

WilburHooksHands said:
There are too many white people on this bored for that joke.

Huh?

https://youtu.be/YY2-mrsXgMM

Mad_Son · October 2016

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
We win out and dont make the playoffs. A 1 loss Michigan that lost by 1 to OSU makes it, along with undefeated Clemsom and BAMA.

We lose the Rosebowl by 50 to Wisconsin

Cal is not making it to the Rose Bowl this year

AEB · October 2016

DerekJohnson said:
If Bow Down to Willingham keeps the Huskies out of the playoff, Jen Cohen will be madder at me than Randy Hart getting stiffed at the dry cleaners.

If he's as sensitive as advertised, this seriously could be a problem. Are the committee votes made public?

HuskyJW · October 2016

DerekJohnson said:
If Bow Down to Willingham keeps the Huskies out of the playoff, Jen Cohen will be madder at me than Randy Hart getting stiffed at the dry cleaners.

I'm missing something here...

G_O · October 2016

By rule, members of the committee have to leave the room when discussing their former teams. Ty will be ushered out of the room, then the entire meeting will transpire with he rest of the committee "forgetting" to pull him back in.