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Wikileaks finds hidden DFI
RaceBannon
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In a Friday document dump Wikileaks dropped a never before seen DFI on an unsuspecting public. Race Bannon was unavailable for comment as to the veracity of the leak.
Duck Game from the Press Box
Mike Helfrich tells the sideline reporter the true frosh will give the team a boost. Magical thinking of which I am familiar but a deadly trait of a head football coach. Football is won by dictating your will and this night Washington was doing the dicking.
Buddah Baker steals the first pass of the freshman phenom and finds a way not to score and the beat up Husky fan thinks here we go again as he slips and trips short of the goal. As the Huskies are penalized and then stopped for a loss and back at the 30 you felt the familiar losers find a way to lose feeling again.
Then the Sociopath throws a strike to Pettis and the Huskies are first and goal at the one. The Sociopath walks in with a finger point and the stomach drops again.
First and goal and the 16. Taunting in play. Mockery and defeat. Death and despair. But the TD stood and the Huskies were on the board and the game was over. The players knew it even if nervous and battered fans remained scared.
Two 4th down stops and a strip as Oregon mounts drives. A defense you look forward to 4th down with. The shorter the better. This is a big front line. SEC big. Great hungry vicious linebackers who will smash your face in. The secondary covers like a glove.
Take away two 65 yard Gaskin runs and Oregon isn't getting their ass kicked all over Autzen Stadium in the first half. One of the runs followed a Royce "No Longer a Heisman Candidate" Freeman fumble on a beautiful strip. The ball lingered in bounds long enough for the Huskies to recover.
John Ross Ewing the Third. Simply amazing. One foot down and its 28-0 folks.
UW talks shit and gets penalties on defense but doesn't give up scores. That makes you colorful instead of a choking band of losers. This D is for real. Jo Jo McIntosh just retired Royce Freeman. Herbert ducks out of bounds 5 yards short of Jo Jo.
Oregon scores and you have to be concerned. You suck until you don't. Losers lose until they win. 12 in a row. Helfrich gets 2 but a penalty wipes it out. Crowd booed as he went for it. 28-7. Don't choke.
3 and fucking out. We're going to lose. Front runners facing the changing tide.. Punt to Oregon.
Late first hall Ducks with the ball only down 21 in modern college ball is nothing to overcome.
Greg Gaines is a motherfucking beast. SACK
Jo Mathis. SACK.
Damn, we own the line of scrimmage. They can't stop us or block us. Ball back to the Huskies.
Stick it down their throat. Killer instinct. Crush the will. Sweep the leg. Browning to Pettis. Damn
56 seconds. Jonathan Smith getting free pub. Pettis again.
Hot knife through butter. Whatever we want. We're at your house and we're taking it home. Another penalty. Nobody cares. Third and one. No problem. No doubt. JR Ewing is a total receiver now
The Sociopath trots it in. COLD blooded. 35 fucking 7 bitch and we only half done. Where your fans going? Bye Felica.
Halftime and Billy Bush drops by.
What are you doing at Autzen Billy?
Hey man, the parking lot you know...
Billy, I'm an influential member of the media. Women throw themselves at me and grab my pussy.
Back to the action. Football action
Sideline reporter says she was unable to speak with Chris Petersen.That's why we love him as long as he wins. Focused and ready to complete the destruction. Fuck the media. Except for me.
Both times I have watched the second half I have been completely blitzed out of my mind. It is just one big happy memory of complete domination. What else matters? Another 35 points and it's 70 with ten minutes left. Hey man really sorry we embarrassed you with that 10th touchdown. Nine wouldn't have been embarrassing at all. But ten? Brady Choke will remember that. And if he ever forgets we'll remind his fat ass of the time we came in an dropped 70 on you. Don;t ever forget it.
Stunned, elated and drunk is no way to go through life son but it beats the last 15 years. Dooging is back. UW is back. Peterson is back. Old, rich, white and 6 and 0.
We want Bama
Duck Game from the Press Box
Mike Helfrich tells the sideline reporter the true frosh will give the team a boost. Magical thinking of which I am familiar but a deadly trait of a head football coach. Football is won by dictating your will and this night Washington was doing the dicking.
Buddah Baker steals the first pass of the freshman phenom and finds a way not to score and the beat up Husky fan thinks here we go again as he slips and trips short of the goal. As the Huskies are penalized and then stopped for a loss and back at the 30 you felt the familiar losers find a way to lose feeling again.
Then the Sociopath throws a strike to Pettis and the Huskies are first and goal at the one. The Sociopath walks in with a finger point and the stomach drops again.
First and goal and the 16. Taunting in play. Mockery and defeat. Death and despair. But the TD stood and the Huskies were on the board and the game was over. The players knew it even if nervous and battered fans remained scared.
Two 4th down stops and a strip as Oregon mounts drives. A defense you look forward to 4th down with. The shorter the better. This is a big front line. SEC big. Great hungry vicious linebackers who will smash your face in. The secondary covers like a glove.
Take away two 65 yard Gaskin runs and Oregon isn't getting their ass kicked all over Autzen Stadium in the first half. One of the runs followed a Royce "No Longer a Heisman Candidate" Freeman fumble on a beautiful strip. The ball lingered in bounds long enough for the Huskies to recover.
John Ross Ewing the Third. Simply amazing. One foot down and its 28-0 folks.
UW talks shit and gets penalties on defense but doesn't give up scores. That makes you colorful instead of a choking band of losers. This D is for real. Jo Jo McIntosh just retired Royce Freeman. Herbert ducks out of bounds 5 yards short of Jo Jo.
Oregon scores and you have to be concerned. You suck until you don't. Losers lose until they win. 12 in a row. Helfrich gets 2 but a penalty wipes it out. Crowd booed as he went for it. 28-7. Don't choke.
3 and fucking out. We're going to lose. Front runners facing the changing tide.. Punt to Oregon.
Late first hall Ducks with the ball only down 21 in modern college ball is nothing to overcome.
Greg Gaines is a motherfucking beast. SACK
Jo Mathis. SACK.
Damn, we own the line of scrimmage. They can't stop us or block us. Ball back to the Huskies.
Stick it down their throat. Killer instinct. Crush the will. Sweep the leg. Browning to Pettis. Damn
56 seconds. Jonathan Smith getting free pub. Pettis again.
Hot knife through butter. Whatever we want. We're at your house and we're taking it home. Another penalty. Nobody cares. Third and one. No problem. No doubt. JR Ewing is a total receiver now
The Sociopath trots it in. COLD blooded. 35 fucking 7 bitch and we only half done. Where your fans going? Bye Felica.
Halftime and Billy Bush drops by.
What are you doing at Autzen Billy?
Hey man, the parking lot you know...
Billy, I'm an influential member of the media. Women throw themselves at me and grab my pussy.
Back to the action. Football action
Sideline reporter says she was unable to speak with Chris Petersen.That's why we love him as long as he wins. Focused and ready to complete the destruction. Fuck the media. Except for me.
Both times I have watched the second half I have been completely blitzed out of my mind. It is just one big happy memory of complete domination. What else matters? Another 35 points and it's 70 with ten minutes left. Hey man really sorry we embarrassed you with that 10th touchdown. Nine wouldn't have been embarrassing at all. But ten? Brady Choke will remember that. And if he ever forgets we'll remind his fat ass of the time we came in an dropped 70 on you. Don;t ever forget it.
Stunned, elated and drunk is no way to go through life son but it beats the last 15 years. Dooging is back. UW is back. Peterson is back. Old, rich, white and 6 and 0.
We want Bama
Comments
Worthless? Ok. I guess you have a point.