The things you learn from Facebook.

topdawgnc

As some of you know, I'm a big time Bidness Man ...

Have a sales team.

Took said sales team to a baseball game and we took a group picture at said game. I, as you all know, am a drunk and got shit faced. Pic of me was not flattering, but it got put on FB by the chic who's ass I appear to be grabbing.

I thought, hmmm ... not good. Began wondering if any of the other people put it on FB. So I searched an employee's name who has shown me pictures of his wife who is extremely fucking hot with big fake tits.

Was relieved he did not have a FB page. But saw that his wife was posting about their decision to have a child in 2018 after they buy a home, and a new boat.

I turned to my wife, and said that is really great, however, it is odd his wife's name is Travis.

So I clicked the post.

Turns out my employee's future child will have two dads. Because he is not married to a woman ... but a man.

WTF!

UWhuskytskeet

TLDR: You think a dude named Travis is hot and has big tits.

PurpleThrobber

You want your sales guys deep in debt and living a high lifestyle.

Hungry, commissioned-based motherfuckers.

Dem gays have huge wardrobe and accessory costs, too.

topdawgnc

UWhuskytskeet said:

TLDR: You think a dude named Travis is hot and has big tits.

Guess you can't read between the lines.

He is in the closet and lies about who "Travis" really is.

PineapplePirate

PurpleJ

You know why you were flagged.

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

I like Oregon Saturday

dnc

topdawgnc said:

As some of you know, I'm a big time Bidness Man ...

Have a sales team.

Took said sales team to a baseball game and we took a group picture at said game. I, as you all know, am a drunk and got shit faced. Pic of me was not flattering, but it got put on FB by the chic who's ass I appear to be grabbing.

I thought, hmmm ... not good. Began wondering if any of the other people put it on FB. So I searched an employee's name who has shown me pictures of his wife who is extremely fucking hot with big fake tits.

Was relieved he did not have a FB page. But saw that his wife was posting about their decision to have a child in 2018 after they buy a home, and a new boat.

I turned to my wife, and said that is really great, however, it is odd his wife's name is Travis.

So I clicked the post.

Turns out my employee's future child will have two dads. Because he is not married to a woman ... but a man.

WTF!

I hope your employee and Feeney have a great life together.

rodmansrage

topdawgnc said:

As some of you know, I'm a big time Bidness Man ...

Have a sales team.

Took said sales team to a baseball game and we took a group picture at said game. I, as you all know, am a drunk and got shit faced. Pic of me was not flattering, but it got put on FB by the chic who's ass I appear to be grabbing.

I thought, hmmm ... not good. Began wondering if any of the other people put it on FB. So I searched an employee's name who has shown me pictures of his wife who is extremely fucking hot with big fake tits.

Was relieved he did not have a FB page. But saw that his wife was posting about their decision to have a child in 2018 after they buy a home, and a new boat.

I turned to my wife, and said that is really great, however, it is odd his wife's name is Travis.

So I clicked the post.

Turns out my employee's future child will have two dads. Because he is not married to a woman ... but a man.

WTF!

i didnt really read this but pics of the wifes tits?