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Friday Night Lights: game starts at 6pm...
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POTDThomasFremont said:
It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?doogsinparadise said:Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.
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We need to go one the Chinese one time zone system. Then everyone can start at 7:30. Also if you know more about Chinese timezones keep your damn mouth shut time zone superiority guy
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The student (minion) has become the teacher. Where do we apply to be your minion?ThomasFremont said:
It's easy, here's what I do: "work" from home. Check email (jerk off as you do this, multi taskin FTW), send BS vague email to create illusion of productivity (knowing which coworkers to CC or not is crucial), eat nachos (extra hot sauce and homemade guac for the ballerz), watch a few episodes of current show you're behind on (Vice Principals and High Maintenance for me), load first #FreshBowl (Sativa, it's early), send email about not feeling well and needing a break but assure you will log on later when you are better (decide on a back story in case you are questioned next week in the office, try not to repeat from last time), jerk off again (use porn this time), pound a few beers (I go with a classic Rainier, but any hipster domestic will do), shower (or fridge, personal preference), put on all black UW football gear (ASJ #88 jersey WOOF!), make it to the tailgate by 2pm (4 hours of pre-game MINIMUM for this REALDAWG), get blacked out on ghetto blasters for the blackout game (composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite), game is a blur (probably for the best), get home (hopefully), hit send on pre-typed email about logging back on to finish some work around 10-11pm on a Friday night when nobody else will be in the office (haha), load up the Indica #FreshBowl (pass out mid bowl). Wake up in the morning and find out what the score was (spoiler, we suck). Kill yourself, the season is over...or is it?doogsinparadise said:Every tech worker I know is already hitting the bottle by 4 and is out of the office by 430. I don't know what the big deal is.
