Gary's Johnson

dhdawg

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/781278922201718784

why the fuck is he even running. he's either dumb as trump or he just doesn't give a fuck

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doogsinparadise

Should never have stopped smoking weed during the campaign.

2001400ex

He is stoned every day. Did you expect him to be coherent?

CuntWaffle

He's in all 50 states

TierbsHsotBoobs

Embarrassing

dnc

Election 2016 Fucking Dreckfest

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'm going to write in http://twitter.com/smod2016

priapism

I can't name a single leader outside this country who's not an asshole.

Bush Jr would have just named someone who was probably already dead and everyone would somehow understand.

Swaye

I would have said that I respect none of them and Angela Merkel is an ugly pig. Full stop.

PurpleThrobber

I would have said that I respect none of them and Angela Merkel is an ugly pig. Full stop.

I'm in favor of going back to monarchies. Dem bitches are hot.

Fenderbender123

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.

With that said, the only current foreign leader I can name is Kim Jong-ill.

greenblood

I think he started his campaign to take votes away from Trump. When he realized he was actually hurting Clinton he turned himself into full retard mode.

CuntWaffle

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.

This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

priapism

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.

ThomasFremont

Aleppo was bad, but I gave him a pass, since it is just the name of a town within a larger problem area, which he seemed to understand just fine.

This was just fucking embarrassing.

He couldn't even muster a Sark/Trump bullshit empty answer to cover his ass.

PurpleThrobber

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.

Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.

Fenderbender123

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.

Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

PurpleThrobber

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.
Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

Your stock value was overvalued because Stumph was misrepresenting metrics in annual and quarterly reports. Analysts were getting boners at his cross sell product average being almost double competitors. The fact that you are losing/could lose money indicts the very regulation and disclosure that should protect investors.

Cesspool of a culture, I say. The underlings got put in a system that encouraged them to cheat - or lose their jobs for non-performance. This was rampant throughout and was institutional. Well known up the food chain. The execs pulling multi-millions just gave themselves handjobs and more stock options.

Stumph himself sold $13 MILLION of stock just prior to the investigation being finalized in 2013. He knew the shit was going to hit the fan and he cashed in. The SEC will take care of that shit.

The State of California has already sanctioned Wells Fargo and won't be doing business with them for a year. And that's in their home state (ne: Norwest/Minnesota which is where all these dicks came from in the first place).

I RARELY side with the politicians - but as one of the members of Congress today said "You, Mr. Stumph, have accomplished something rarely seen - unanimous agreement across party lines."

PurpleThrobber

Rant off. Here's some boobs.

dnc

What a gay useless non content topic

PurpleThrobber

What a gay useless non content topic

Dude - I gave you medieval history, boobs a couple times, money and politics. WTF else do you want?

I have some dick pics. Would kind of like to keep those private but if that gets some chincredibles, all good. #nohomo.

Kaepsknee

Shimon Peres!!!!!

Kaepsknee

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.
Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

Kreist!

You started out well but now you've morphed into some nightmare mutation of Tequilla, d2d and sledoog

PurpleThrobber

Shimon Peres!!!!!

Then I'll give you Jew boobs!

CuntWaffle

Rant off. Here's some boobs.

All I see is a rib cage

dnc

Shimon Peres!!!!!
Then I'll give you Jew boobs!

cohen13 > cohen12

PurpleThrobber

A google image search of 'Cohen boobs" produced a fairly sizeable amount of 'wood hits'.

greenblood

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.
Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

When you pitch high account volume per household to shareholders to increase stockholder confidence thus increasing the stock price, then yes the bank had a very big incentive to do what they did. The value of the stock went down, after you benefited from the over inflated rise of the stock. I'm sorry but a company opening bogus accounts with your information in order to collect account fees without your consent is a criminal ethics violation at minimum. In reality, these guys should be going to jail.

dnc

A google image search of 'Cohen boobs" produced a fairly sizeable amount of 'wood hits'.

On the other hand, a google image search of "TierbsHsotBoobs" did not.

I'm moastly disappointed by no GOAT though.

Get your shit together Sven! Or put Harv in charge.

greenblood

A google image search of 'Cohen boobs" produced a fairly sizeable amount of 'wood hits'.

On the other hand, a google image search of "TierbsHsotBoobs" did not.

I'm moastly disappointed by no GOAT though.

Get your shit together Sven! Or put Harv in charge.

I laughed at the very popular gif on the bottom right (almost cut off)

Kaepsknee

Shimon Peres!!!!!
Then I'll give you Jew boobs!

cohen13 > cohen12

It's criminal that I have but only one Chin to give.

Comments

doogsinparadise

Should never have stopped smoking weed during the campaign.

2001400ex

He is stoned every day. Did you expect him to be coherent?

CuntWaffle

He's in all 50 states

TierbsHsotBoobs

Embarrassing

dnc

Election 2016 Fucking Dreckfest

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'm going to write in http://twitter.com/smod2016

priapism

I can't name a single leader outside this country who's not an asshole.

Bush Jr would have just named someone who was probably already dead and everyone would somehow understand.

Swaye

I would have said that I respect none of them and Angela Merkel is an ugly pig. Full stop.

PurpleThrobber

I would have said that I respect none of them and Angela Merkel is an ugly pig. Full stop.

I'm in favor of going back to monarchies. Dem bitches are hot.

Fenderbender123

greenblood

I think he started his campaign to take votes away from Trump. When he realized he was actually hurting Clinton he turned himself into full retard mode.

CuntWaffle

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.

This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

priapism

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

ThomasFremont

PurpleThrobber

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.

Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.

Fenderbender123

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.

PurpleThrobber

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.
Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

PurpleThrobber

Rant off. Here's some boobs.

dnc

What a gay useless non content topic

PurpleThrobber

What a gay useless non content topic

Kaepsknee

Shimon Peres!!!!!

Kaepsknee

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.
Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

Kreist!

You started out well but now you've morphed into some nightmare mutation of Tequilla, d2d and sledoog

PurpleThrobber

Shimon Peres!!!!!

Then I'll give you Jew boobs!

CuntWaffle

Rant off. Here's some boobs.

All I see is a rib cage

dnc

Shimon Peres!!!!!
Then I'll give you Jew boobs!

cohen13 > cohen12

PurpleThrobber

A google image search of 'Cohen boobs" produced a fairly sizeable amount of 'wood hits'.

greenblood

Most real libertarians aren't affiliated with a political party. That's why every Libertarian Party candidate that's ever run has been borderline retarded. Ron Paul was the closest we'll ever get to having a libertarian president.
This.

I also find it funny how people who were #feelingthebern all of a sudden are jumping on Gary Johnsons jock (LOL!) even though him and Sanders couldn't be further apart on a lot of issues.

Because unlike the rest of the candidates, Sanders and Johnson aren't owned by the banks. That's the main reason I find both candidates appealing. Sanders probably had the highest IQ and debate skills out of the whole lot.
Speaking of banks - watching John Stumph from Wells Fargo get absolutely destroyed by Congress again today gave me a boner. Condescending prick. Cesspool of a sales culture.
Don't get me started on this. The entire scandal is overblown, misunderstood, and taken advantage of by congress and the media. There was no incentive for the bank to allow this to happen because they lost more than they made from it.

Besides, congress doesn't actually punish the officers, they punish the shareholders. I own some WF stock, and the value of it went down. Guess that'll teach me!

dnc

A google image search of 'Cohen boobs" produced a fairly sizeable amount of 'wood hits'.

On the other hand, a google image search of "TierbsHsotBoobs" did not.

I'm moastly disappointed by no GOAT though.

Get your shit together Sven! Or put Harv in charge.

greenblood

A google image search of 'Cohen boobs" produced a fairly sizeable amount of 'wood hits'.

On the other hand, a google image search of "TierbsHsotBoobs" did not.

I'm moastly disappointed by no GOAT though.

Get your shit together Sven! Or put Harv in charge.

I laughed at the very popular gif on the bottom right (almost cut off)

Kaepsknee

Shimon Peres!!!!!
Then I'll give you Jew boobs!

cohen13 > cohen12

It's criminal that I have but only one Chin to give.