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Stronger Together by Hills and Kaine - The Reviews are in...
HoustonHusky
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Apparently sold under 3,000 the first week, and I'm assuming most of those were to the Clinton Foundation to use as gifts. But the reviews have come in on Amazon and there are some classics...:
https://amazon.com/Stronger-Together-Hillary-Rodham-Clinton/dp/1501161733
Top Positive Review
***** Five Star
First off, I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ink because the color blue helps prevent my seizures. It was a little bit of a long read, being 32,000 pages of yoga routines, but I powered through it. Its amazing to think that she wrote the entire book on a Blackberry! I didn't know it was a pop-up book until I got to the chapter about her husband, Bill and his oval office experiences. The only issues I had with the book were all of the annoying "C" markings in the margins. At under $10 it's a bargain, considering that Saudi Princes pay millions of dollars for such insight. Plus, included with the book is a $10 off coupon for a Diazepam Autoinjector, so you get your money back right there.
Top Negative Review
* One Star
I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted "How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit." Also, would like to have seen a chapter on "Ten easy steps to setting up your own secure server in a bathroom."
I do hear there's going to be a sequel, tentatively called "The Art of the Shakedown." Should be interesting.
A Few Others (feel free to add to this thread if you find some...there are some classics...)
***** Five Star
Truthfully, I was going to give this book 1-star, but I was afraid that if I did so I would end up accidentally shooting myself in the head 5 or 6 times and then die from a heart-attack.
* One Star
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. As if that wasn't enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.
https://amazon.com/Stronger-Together-Hillary-Rodham-Clinton/dp/1501161733
Top Positive Review
***** Five Star
First off, I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ink because the color blue helps prevent my seizures. It was a little bit of a long read, being 32,000 pages of yoga routines, but I powered through it. Its amazing to think that she wrote the entire book on a Blackberry! I didn't know it was a pop-up book until I got to the chapter about her husband, Bill and his oval office experiences. The only issues I had with the book were all of the annoying "C" markings in the margins. At under $10 it's a bargain, considering that Saudi Princes pay millions of dollars for such insight. Plus, included with the book is a $10 off coupon for a Diazepam Autoinjector, so you get your money back right there.
Top Negative Review
* One Star
I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted "How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit." Also, would like to have seen a chapter on "Ten easy steps to setting up your own secure server in a bathroom."
I do hear there's going to be a sequel, tentatively called "The Art of the Shakedown." Should be interesting.
A Few Others (feel free to add to this thread if you find some...there are some classics...)
***** Five Star
Truthfully, I was going to give this book 1-star, but I was afraid that if I did so I would end up accidentally shooting myself in the head 5 or 6 times and then die from a heart-attack.
* One Star
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. As if that wasn't enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.
Comments
Sounds like your offering though...I ain't interested. You ought to try barking up OZONE's tree if you are that desperate...and read a few of the Amazon reviews while your waiting for his response. There are some classics in there...here is another one:
* One Star
This could be the first "book" in history to have more reviews on amazon the actual sales bwwwwaaaahAAHA lol
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