Why Saban added Sark to Alabama's already massive staff

DerekJohnson

cbssports.com/college-football/news/inside-college-football-why-saban-added-sarkisian-to-alabamas-massive-staff/

rodmansrage

Steve Sarkisian's job description at Alabama isn't exactly clear. The possibilities, though, are limitless.

Pitchfork51

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

AEB

In the bond market, his title would've been "Junior Egg Sandwich Getter"

CuntWaffle

So he's assistant to the regional manager?

CuntWaffle

Pitchfork51 said:

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

Way to wagon jump bitchfork

BennyBeaver

Power programs stockpiling coaches. What could go wrong here?

Gladstone

Pitchfork51 said:

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Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

I find it hilarious that fucking Sark of all people is now part of the team that so many here bandwagon for. Haha.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

I find it hilarious that fucking Sark of all people is now part of the team that so many here bandwagon for. Haha.

He can be useful as a consultant/bartender

AZDuck

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

I find it hilarious that fucking Sark of all people is now part of the team that so many here bandwagon for. Haha.

He can be useful as a consultant/bartender

Shitty wingman, though

PurpleJ

I can't wait for Sark to graduate from the Saban school of coaching and come back to UW and lead our DAWGS to greatness and be here longer than Don James.

Everyone loves a comeback story!

CuntWaffle

Get... Ready... To Roll fucking Tide bayybayyy lets gooooooooo!!!!!!

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

I find it hilarious that fucking Sark of all people is now part of the team that so many here bandwagon for. Haha.

He can be useful as a consultant/bartender

Just don't give him the cumpany credit card.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

I can't wait for Sark to graduate from the Saban school of coaching and come back to Oregon and lead our DUCKS to greatness and be there longer than Rich Brooks.

Everyone loves a comeback story!

Dardanus

"How they've set it up is unbelievable," said Eric Kiesau, a long-time college football assistant who was hired last year by Saban solely to install no-huddle concepts.

Kiesau, a veteran assistant, had done just that previously as a no-huddle specialist at Kansas Jayhawks , Cal and Washington Huskies (under Sarkisian).


And what success those programs have had!!! You'd be a fool NOT to employ him!!

Baseman

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

I find it hilarious that fucking Sark of all people is now part of the team that so many here bandwagon for. Haha.

He can be useful as a consultant/bartender

I'm hearing Saban liked how Sark delivered an "ass chewing'"

Baseman

RaceBannon

Some of you still miss LESSON 1

It's the head coach

Now back to your bitching about Smith

Sark is irrelevant at Bama. Saban isn't. You probably think that is Kiffin's offense too

PurpleJ

I trust the guy with 5 golden rings.

Baseman

PurpleJ said:

I trust the guy with 5 golden rings.

CheersWestDawg

Baseman said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Weirdest move
Why would you let Sark's pussy ass infect your team

I find it hilarious that fucking Sark of all people is now part of the team that so many here bandwagon for. Haha.

He can be useful as a consultant/bartender

I'm hearing Saban liked how Sark delivered an "ass chewing'"

The difference is that Saban chews ass and wins. Ski Dark chews ass while he's fucked up, fat, and has bloodshot eyes then loses to players and teams he used to coach.