Because we at Hardcorehusky care about our users and are always looking to go the extra effort, we wanted to take this moment to issue a friendly reminder that what many of you are experiencing is called the Green stage. It is completely normal and should be over shortly followed by the yellow zone and finally the familiar red zone before repeating itself again. If you experience current Green Stage conditions continuing through October you either died in
@Dennis_DeYoung's Maserati fiery crash or stole his pain medication and are actually a mindless vegetable in a hospital wheelchair hallucinating about what life should be like.
