I will be writing a State of the Union address in the next few days

DerekJohnson

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Mad_Son

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ

Confederacy*

dnc

PurpleJ said:

Confederacy*

such flag, j

PurpleJ

TierbsHsotBoobs

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Obligatory...


You need to accept the fact that you're a moron and NOGAF about your stupid ideas.

whatshouldicareabout

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Or you could have all of us write it instead.

Each of us writes a sentence and then you put it all together!

H_D

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Maybe get someone to proofread it for you. I've heard that your* not a technically gifted writer.

PurpleReign

DerekJohnson

PurpleReign said:

*Swoon*

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

whatshouldicareabout said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Or you could have all of us write it instead.

Each of us writes a sentence and then you put it all together!

I like this idea but instead everyone actually writing a sentence we each submit an HH tag and @DerekJohnson puts them together.

Alternate option: Stalin writes it and then we remove parts and use HH tags randomly to fill in the blanks. HH Mad Libs?

Swaye

HH Mad Libs is an idea whose time has come.

whatshouldicareabout

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Or you could have all of us write it instead.

Each of us writes a sentence and then you put it all together!

I like this idea but instead everyone actually writing a sentence we each submit an HH tag and @DerekJohnson puts them together.

Alternate option: Stalin writes it and then we remove parts and use HH tags randomly to fill in the blanks. HH Mad Libs?

I support HH mad libs

Baseman

EsophagealFeces

If you think I'm going to stand and applaud every time you pause, you can fuck off.

RaccoonHarry

whatshouldicareabout said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Or you could have all of us write it instead.

Each of us writes a sentence and then you put it all together!

I'll do the first sentence:

This bored has been a major disappointment and your all fags.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

RaccoonHarry said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

Or you could have all of us write it instead.

Each of us writes a sentence and then you put it all together!

I'll do the first sentence:

This bored has been a major disappointment and your all fags.

That sums things quite well

GrundleStiltzkin

EsophagealFeces said:

If you think I'm going to stand and applaud every time you pause, you can fuck off.

Mods?

Meek

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving craving out some time to do it.

HuskyJW

So...Aug. 31st you turn off the lights?

dflea

Sounds like Derek spent all the wigwam money on hookers and blow.

If that's the case, I say chincredible.

DerekJohnson

HuskyJW said:

So...Aug. 31st you turn off the lights?

I was thinking halfway through the third quarter of the Rutgers game, just as DDY'S rage-filled posts are hitting their stride.

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

HuskyJW said:

So...Aug. 31st you turn off the lights?

I was thinking five minutes into the first quarter of the Rutgers game, just as DDY'S rage-filled posts are hitting their stride.

Gladstone

DerekJohnson said:

HuskyJW said:

So...Aug. 31st you turn off the lights?

I was thinking five plays into the first drive of the Rutgers game, just as DDY'S rage-filled posts are hitting their stride.

Ice_Holmvik

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

You’re not getting that this is my new money grab and I don’t care that you’ve given me hundreds of dollars in the past. I’ve got my Google ad money, and I don’t have to grovel to your silly asses any more. Also, I can be as arbitrary as I want to be, and censor PG rated photos and Burger King ads and claim afterward that you were the one posting explicit images, because I deleted everything. I learned that trick from my old buddies at DM.c!

DerekJohnson

Ice_Holmvik said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

You’re not getting that this is my new money grab and I don’t care that you’ve given me hundreds of dollars in the past. I’ve got my Google ad money, and I don’t have to grovel to your silly asses any more. Also, I can be as arbitrary as I want to be, and censor PG rated photos and Burger King ads and claim afterward that you were the one posting explicit images, because I deleted everything. I learned that trick from my old buddies at DM.c!

I'm going to assume that this is tongue-in-cheek

Kaepsknee

Sounds like a Mod hostage ca$h grab is imminent.

BennyBeaver

Ice_Holmvik said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

You’re not getting that this is my new money grab and I don’t care that you’ve given me hundreds of dollars in the past. I’ve got my Google ad money, and I don’t have to grovel to your silly asses any more. Also, I can be as arbitrary as I want to be, and censor PG rated photos and Burger King ads and claim afterward that you were the one posting explicit images, because I deleted everything. I learned that trick from my old buddies at DM.c!

Golves off!

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Ice_Holmvik

DerekJohnson said:

Ice_Holmvik said:

DerekJohnson said:

Or State of the Website, or State of the Basement, or whatever we want to call it. I have lots of demands on my time this week so it's just a matter of carving out some time to do it.

You’re not getting that this is my new money grab and I don’t care that you’ve given me hundreds of dollars in the past. I’ve got my Google ad money, and I don’t have to grovel to your silly asses any more. Also, I can be as arbitrary as I want to be, and censor PG rated photos and Burger King ads and claim afterward that you were the one posting explicit images, because I deleted everything. I learned that trick from my old buddies at DM.c!

I'm going to assume that this is tongue-in-cheek

I'd prefer you just told me to Fuck off instead of coming at me like that.