Clean Sark

Just to clarify, when was he "not open to coaching"? Getting fired doesn't mean you didn't want to coach anymore. It means you suck and your employer doesn't fucking want you anymore. You didn't leave voluntarily shit-head.

Sounds like some revisionist history from dude-brah.

RaceBannon

Was it just last season that we lost him?

PurpleJ

He dresses like a high school sophomore.

dnc

Tanned rested and ready for the piece

Baylor's 2018 season opener?
Baylor is too serious about football for that kind of stunt

@ArtBriles!!! True???

Baseman

"Life's good," Sarkisian told TMZ Sports on Tuesday. "Just taking some time to focus on myself and do the things necessary in all aspects of my life, and been fortunate to have that time to do that and, then, feel really good."

Nice to see Sark get back in the swing of things.

ArtBriles

Steve is an upstanding citizen with the strong moral character that embodies the Baylor mission. He would be a fantastic cultural fit. They would be wise to hire him if he weren't such a terrible football coach.

DerekJohnson

"Quite honestly..."

unfrozencaveman

That is the gayest ensemble (SWAG!), that I've ever seen someone north of 40 years old put on. Good lord

PurpleReign

He dresses like a middle aged man who just got divorced. Rockin the business hawk I see.. well I guess if you want to pick up young chics it's a good idea to dress like the boys they are used to dating.. right?

theknowledge

He dresses like he wants to bang a high school sophomore.

Extra crispy colonel for you.

Fenwick

He has to have coached elsewhere to be open to coaching again.

PurpleJ

He dresses like he wants to bang a high school sophomore.
Extra crispy colonel for you.

That's kind of the point of dressing like a high school sophomore.

RaceBannon

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

GrundleStiltzkin

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess