OFFICIAL 2016 Pick'em Thread

-Picks due every week by Saturday at 9 am pst
-No games scheduled before then will be included (obviously, dumbfuck)
-Home team listed 2nd
-I pick whichever games I feel like
-Fuck off
-SEC SEC SEC

Example:

Fucktard State - Gay SU
Pajama Cats United - Pajama Cats City
Joe Frazier - Tatyana Ali
Rainbow Sunshine U - Saban's Satans
Retard Tech - Incest State
Nebraska Classy - The Dirtbag University

Then list the winners as such:

Fucktard State
Pajama Cats City
Joe Frazier
Saban's Satans
Incest State
The Dirtbag University

Now I will leave the floor open to anyone who might have questions. That was great. Thanks for your interesting questions!

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PurpleJ

Week 1 Games (9/4)

Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St

FreeChavez

Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend

Swayes cousins

TierbsHsotBoobs

Flagged for posting this shit so early.

PurpleJ

Flagged for posting this shit so early.

You won't win anyways, so why do you care?

RaceBannon

Week 1 Games (9/4)

Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St

Oklahoma
Missouri
Texas A&M
LSU
Georgia
Roll Fucking Tide Motherfucker
Climpson
Notre Dame
Free Shoes

TierbsHsotBoobs

Week 1 Games (9/4)

Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St

Oklahoma
SEC
SEC
SEC
SEC
SEC (by a ton)
Clemson
Notre Dame
SEC

H_D

Flagged for posting this shit so early.

You won't win anyways, so why do you care?

According to AuburnDoog, and his "expert analysis":

These rankings are based on what we know today about each of these teams. Things can change dramatically based on developments, such as injuries, during training camp, and then again when we see all the new players, particularly all the new QBs around the league, actually play a game.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Flagged for posting this shit so early.

This

Good God. Bump this in September.

PurpleJ

Flagged for posting this shit so early.

This

Good God. Bump this in September.

Someone is still butthurt about SEC dominance.

Gladstone

Oklahoma
West Virginia I guess?
Texas A&M
Wisconsin
North Carolina
Alabama by 28+
Clemson
Notre Dame by 21+
Florida St

BearsWiin

Cal plays Hawaii August 26

REAL Week 1

Mad_Son

Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend

Swayes cousins

Seeing as how many times I've visited this thread post I think I have to upgrade this from upvote to chincredible...

Swaye

Oklahomo (lulz)
West Virginia Mountainqueers
Texas A&M
LSU
Georgia
Alabama Fighting Kiffens
Clemson
Texas
Florida St Fuck Yeah Seminoles

Mad_Son

Oklahoma
West Virginia
UCLA
LSU
North Carolina
Alabama
Clemson
Notre Dame
Florida St

Ice_Holmvik

Joe Mixon's overhand right
Coal Miners
Soft
Coach's Hotseat
Go Team Eason
Coach James tree
Dancing Coach
Golden Showers
Seminoles

haie

OU
Mizzou
UCLA
LSU
Georgia
ERRBODY WANT US U
Clemson
Texas
Florida St

ThomasFremont

Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St

SpoonieLuv

Boomer Sooner
Heroin junkies of america
QB Transfer U
Sarks Tiger
Go Dawgs
Kiffens Girlfriend

Swayes cousins

Looked at this poast in line at Costco while waiting to checkout and said "juicy dumper" aloud to myself.

PurpleReign

Week 1 Games (9/4)

Oklahoma - Houston
Missouri - West Virginia
UCLA - Texas A&M
LSU - Wisconsin
North Carolina - Georgia
USC - Alabama
Clemson - Auburn
Notre Dame - Texas
Ole Miss - Florida St

Gladstone

Where is all of this Texas optimism coming from? They are garbage. ND should be a 10-11 win team pretty easily.