Rate your Grand Canyon experience on Yelp

RaceBannon

Yelp!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Addition by subtraction

dnc

That view tho

Fenderbender123

There's a "your mom" joke just itching to be posted.

Kaepsknee

"That was the longest, strangest, craziest two seconds of my life.”


Clearly she hasn't met Splooge

HuskyJW

salemcoog said:

"That was the longest, strangest, craziest two seconds of my life.”


Clearly she hasn't met Splooge

She sounds really heartbroken about it.

Alexis

"The Pennsylvania native moved to Orlando in the ’90s to follow her favorite boy bands and quickly made the city her home,"

What in the absolute fuck?

Swaye

Why are we doing an autopsy? She fell off a fucking cliff. I think cause of death is pretty clear.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Why are we doing an autopsy? She fell off a fucking cliff. I think cause of death is pretty clear.

Looking for drugs in her system and/or the coroner wants to have some sexy time with the corpse.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Why are we doing an autopsy? She fell off a fucking cliff. I think cause of death is pretty clear.

Looking for drugs in her system and/or the coroner wants to have some sexy time with the corpse.

I am for both drugs and corpse sexy time, so I have no issue with this.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Why are we doing an autopsy? She fell off a fucking cliff. I think cause of death is pretty clear.

Looking for drugs in her system and/or the coroner wants to have some sexy time with the corpse.

I am for both drugs and corpse sexy time, so I have no issue with this.

That Apache burial ground. Heap big corpse sex at um bottom.

Maybe you have some form of reciprocal tribe necrophilia treaty in place?

Alexis

Swaye said:

Why are we doing an autopsy? She fell off a fucking cliff. I think cause of death is pretty clear.

I hear the fall doesn't kill you. It's the landing.

sarktastic

so... Who is the dude who tripped her?

Swaye

sarktastic said:

so... Who is the dude who tripped her?

@puppylove_sugarsteel ?