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sarktastic
sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
Hi Jen, ticket problem solved.

We're a Sanctuary City, right? Enlist the support of Patty Murray to volunteer to accept Syrian refugees. It's summer, they'll love it here. Require they buy a season ticket and attend games or face deportation. Use Obama's stash to buy the tickets.

Simplest solutions are sometimes right in front of you.