Sometimes my neighbors look at me disapprovingly as I empty the recycle can that I keep near my back door, into the larger rolling recycle canister in the alley, the one the city takes as part of our weekly service.As the various IPA bottles and tequila bottles clank into the canister, ringing with their sweet melody, it's as if they act like I'm the only person in the neighborhood that enjoys a beer or two, or glass of tequila after work. Those judgmental mother fuckers. I've started saving some of nicer empty tequila bottles. Pretty soon I'll have enough to stack into a wall or something interesting like that. I'm sure my neighbors will approve.
At least when I have a glass of Red Wine with dinner... this means my daily drinking habits are socially acceptable.A glass AFTER dinner however....... probably an alcoholic.
Sometimes my neighbors look at me disapprovingly as I empty the recycle can that I keep near my back door, into the larger rolling recycle canister in the alley, the one the city takes as part of our weekly service.As the various IPA bottles and tequila bottles clank into the canister, ringing with their sweet melody, it's as if they act like I'm the only person in the neighborhood that enjoys a beer or two, or glass of tequila after work. Those judgmental mother fuckers. I've started saving some of nicer empty tequila bottles. Pretty soon I'll have enough to stack into a wall or something interesting like that. I'm sure my neighbors will approve. Damn. are we talking 8 ounces? Big Gulp?
