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I Live a Miserable and Pathetic Life

SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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edited June 2016 in Tug Tavern
It's late on Saturday.

I'm sipping a bottle of Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company. I had their pepper pineapple ale earlier. It was amazing. You can find it at Elbe Junction. You can also buy my photography there ---

I'm actually also listening to Tom Waits. "Heart of Saturday Night" just played. Not ironically. Coincidentally.

I have Eastbound and Down playing on Amazon Prime Video. This is the patron saint TV show of Hardcore Husky.

Ate some homemade sausage from an elk I killed with an arrow an hour or so ago.

I just nuked "Husky Nation" on Facebook about Romar. I'm enjoying the radioactive fallout.

The Coonhound actually treed a coon today. He was proud. He's sleeping on the couch behind me. He's really cute.

My married girlfriend just texted me. Lol.

I took photos of trains today and got paid for it.

My biggest concern is that the deer and elk seem to take a liking to nibbling my dahlias. Damn them.

@TheGlove is a communist

How you boys doing?



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    bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,907
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    Standard Supporter
    Awesomed for Tom Waits.
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    Swaye said:

    Your Saturday was better than mine. Sears repossessed my lawnmower. I thought pay as you go meant pay when you can. Fuckers.

    This is why I love you.
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    BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    Banging someone else's wife is always special.
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    sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
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    before jumping on your Schwinn to cruise over for Sunday frolic, did you confirm the lawn got mowed first?
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,858
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    koopdog said:

    It's late on Saturday.

    I'm sipping a bottle of Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company. I had their pepper pineapple ale earlier. It was amazing. You can find it at Elbe Junction. You can also buy my photography there ---

    I'm actually also listening to Tom Waits. "Heart of Saturday Night" just played. Not ironically. Coincidentally.

    I have Eastbound and Down playing on Amazon Prime Video. This is the patron saint TV show of Hardcore Husky.

    Ate some homemade sausage from an elk I killed with an arrow an hour or so ago.

    I just nuked "Husky Nation" on Facebook about Romar. I'm enjoying the radioactive fallout.

    The Coonhound actually treed a coon today. He was proud. He's sleeping on the couch behind me. He's really cute.

    My married girlfriend just texted me. Lol.

    I took photos of trains today and got paid for it.

    My biggest concern is that the deer and elk seem to take a liking to nibbling my dahlias. Damn them.

    @TheGlove is a communist

    How you boys doing?



    I'm gonna up vote this because you skillfully danced on the line of going full on homo without actual penetration.

    Dahlias?!? Cmon man. If you live in the woods, deer will eat damned near any type of planted vegetation.
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,843
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    Founders Club
    @koopdog has taught me a lot about Lewis County geography, culture, logging, and sluts. I thank him.
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    TheGlove said:

    Banging someone else's wife is always special.

    The good news, dog, is I will never hit on your husband.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,521
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    Swaye's Wigwam
    Flagged for fruity beer selection.
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,521
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    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    I was born at Tacoma General on the hottest day of the year. #tuff #forgedinfire #MLK

    At least they had a dude cream in the beer before bottling it. Nice of them.
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    @PurpleJ claimed abuse on this poast. Reason? Make it good son.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,521
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    Swaye's Wigwam
    Abusive to straight, red-blooded Americans.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,521
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    ThomasFremont said:

    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
    Classy.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    PurpleJ said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
    Classy.
    I'm nothing if not fair. And Nebraska classy.
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    ThomasFremont said:

    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
    Fair enough Sir
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    edited June 2016
    The Pineapple Pepper is ridiculous. I want Puyallup to prosper. I was born there

    All bullshit and HHB meme aside it may be the most delicious beer I've ever drank. And I've been home brewing since my college days. It's righgteous, yo. @ThomasFremont , knowing you a little bit, you'll like it.
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    BTW.

    Update:

    I rode the Mount Rainier Railroad and took media photos.

    Then I hung out with hot 25 year old model and her daughter. Her daughter went swimming in MIneral Lake after.

    Random chick at swimming hole offered me a shot of vodka. I accepted. I smoked some pot.

    Coonhound and I went for a walk with the 2 ladies. I took photos of them.

    I'm watching Seven Pyschopaths on Amazon Prime.

    And photoshopping.

    I talked to several dudes who funded this page.

    I'm still stirring shit up on Husky Nation.

    No one thanked me for my service today.

    Looks like my dahlias are doing better. Thanks for all of you who sent Ts and Ps for them. Next elk or deer that eats them become dinner. It's Lewis County. It happens.

    @TheGlove is a communist.

    Have a nice night gentlemen.




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