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SweatpantsGeneral
SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
edited June 2016 in Tug Tavern
It's late on Saturday.

I'm sipping a bottle of Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company. I had their pepper pineapple ale earlier. It was amazing. You can find it at Elbe Junction. You can also buy my photography there ---

I'm actually also listening to Tom Waits. "Heart of Saturday Night" just played. Not ironically. Coincidentally.

I have Eastbound and Down playing on Amazon Prime Video. This is the patron saint TV show of Hardcore Husky.

Ate some homemade sausage from an elk I killed with an arrow an hour or so ago.

I just nuked "Husky Nation" on Facebook about Romar. I'm enjoying the radioactive fallout.

The Coonhound actually treed a coon today. He was proud. He's sleeping on the couch behind me. He's really cute.

My married girlfriend just texted me. Lol.

I took photos of trains today and got paid for it.

My biggest concern is that the deer and elk seem to take a liking to nibbling my dahlias. Damn them.

@TheGlove is a communist

How you boys doing?



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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,508
    Awesomed for Tom Waits.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Your Saturday was better than mine. Sears repossessed my lawnmower. I thought pay as you go meant pay when you can. Fuckers.

    This is why I love you.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Banging someone else's wife is always special.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    before jumping on your Schwinn to cruise over for Sunday frolic, did you confirm the lawn got mowed first?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,032
    koopdog said:

    It's late on Saturday.

    I'm sipping a bottle of Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company. I had their pepper pineapple ale earlier. It was amazing. You can find it at Elbe Junction. You can also buy my photography there ---

    I'm actually also listening to Tom Waits. "Heart of Saturday Night" just played. Not ironically. Coincidentally.

    I have Eastbound and Down playing on Amazon Prime Video. This is the patron saint TV show of Hardcore Husky.

    Ate some homemade sausage from an elk I killed with an arrow an hour or so ago.

    I just nuked "Husky Nation" on Facebook about Romar. I'm enjoying the radioactive fallout.

    The Coonhound actually treed a coon today. He was proud. He's sleeping on the couch behind me. He's really cute.

    My married girlfriend just texted me. Lol.

    I took photos of trains today and got paid for it.

    My biggest concern is that the deer and elk seem to take a liking to nibbling my dahlias. Damn them.

    @TheGlove is a communist

    How you boys doing?



    I'm gonna up vote this because you skillfully danced on the line of going full on homo without actual penetration.

    Dahlias?!? Cmon man. If you live in the woods, deer will eat damned near any type of planted vegetation.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,605 Standard Supporter
    @koopdog has taught me a lot about Lewis County geography, culture, logging, and sluts. I thank him.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    TheGlove said:

    Banging someone else's wife is always special.

    The good news, dog, is I will never hit on your husband.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Flagged for fruity beer selection.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    I was born at Tacoma General on the hottest day of the year. #tuff #forgedinfire #MLK

    At least they had a dude cream in the beer before bottling it. Nice of them.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    @PurpleJ claimed abuse on this poast. Reason? Make it good son.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Abusive to straight, red-blooded Americans.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
    Classy.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    PurpleJ said:

    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
    Classy.
    I'm nothing if not fair. And Nebraska classy.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    koopdog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Flagged for fruity beer selection.

    Dude. It was brewed in Puyallup. I would normally agree with you, but its fucking amazing.
    Let's set aside shields and just be. One with craft beers.

    Full disclosure: Was born at Good Samaritan Hospital.
    Can't say I've had it, but I have a hard time believing anything called Pineapple Paradise Cream Ale from Puyallup River Brewing Company is worth drinking.

    Send me a growler and I'll review it before I decide to flag you or not.
    Fair enough Sir
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    edited June 2016
    The Pineapple Pepper is ridiculous. I want Puyallup to prosper. I was born there

    All bullshit and HHB meme aside it may be the most delicious beer I've ever drank. And I've been home brewing since my college days. It's righgteous, yo. @ThomasFremont , knowing you a little bit, you'll like it.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    BTW.

    Update:

    I rode the Mount Rainier Railroad and took media photos.

    Then I hung out with hot 25 year old model and her daughter. Her daughter went swimming in MIneral Lake after.

    Random chick at swimming hole offered me a shot of vodka. I accepted. I smoked some pot.

    Coonhound and I went for a walk with the 2 ladies. I took photos of them.

    I'm watching Seven Pyschopaths on Amazon Prime.

    And photoshopping.

    I talked to several dudes who funded this page.

    I'm still stirring shit up on Husky Nation.

    No one thanked me for my service today.

    Looks like my dahlias are doing better. Thanks for all of you who sent Ts and Ps for them. Next elk or deer that eats them become dinner. It's Lewis County. It happens.

    @TheGlove is a communist.

    Have a nice night gentlemen.




  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club

    @koopdog has taught me a lot about Lewis County geography, culture, logging, and sluts. I thank him.

    Sir. I recommend Riffe Lake. after Rainey Creek, pull off on the first beach on the right. Full of drift wood and good ideas. And you can watch the hang gliders come off of Dog Mountain. No shit, some rich chick from Woodinville came down last week and we put our feet in the reservoir created by the Cowlitz River that became the lake. LOL!. And watched a bald eagle and a hang glider flow together like ethereal poetry. It was soul feeding. Wish you had been there.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    koopdog said:

    TheGlove said:

    Banging someone else's wife is always special.

    The good news, dog, is I will never hit on your husband.
    Sick bern dog.