Mermaid or Reverse Mermaid?

Fenderbender123

Which would you pick?

Fenderbender123

Reverse Mermaid (fish upper half, human lower half)

I would pick the reverse mermaid. Here's why:

1) Fish reproductive organs? No thanks. Besides, do female fish even take a dick? Last I checked, they just squirted out a bunch of eggs and the male just jizzes on them. I don't need a fish to do that...I'll just jack off over a pile of rocks if I get that urge. BRB.

2) I don't kiss very much during sex.

3) I wouldn't have to listen to any nagging.

4) The fish head might think my dick is a worm, which means lots of (free) oral sex.

PurpleJ

dnc

Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)

Blow job from someone I can talk to >>> sex with a fish with a nice pussy

PurpleJ

PurpleJ said:

SF, J.

Ice_Holmvik

Easy answer:Mermaid. She can catch AND cook my meals.

PurpleThrobber

One vote for Mermaid. Big fan of titty fucking.

ThomasFremont

Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)

Obvious choice.

Otherwise both ends smell like fish.

HuskyJW

Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)

I don't think I would be able to get it up for Reverse Mermaid. Regular Mermaid I'm already hitting the bottom of my desk.

doogsinparadise

Nice black bar, pussy.

GrundleStiltzkin

doogsinparadise said:

Nice black bar, pussy.

You simply couldn't hold back, could you

Fenderbender123

Reverse Mermaid (fish upper half, human lower half)

doogsinparadise said:

Nice black bar, pussy.

At least I like pussy, unlike everyone who's voting for the regular mermaid.

Bad_MotherDucker

Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)

If you're into Asians I can see why you would pick Reverse Mermaid