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Mermaid or Reverse Mermaid?
Fenderbender123
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Which would you pick?
Mermaid or Reverse Mermaid? 12 votes
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Reverse Mermaid (fish upper half, human lower half)I would pick the reverse mermaid. Here's why:
1) Fish reproductive organs? No thanks. Besides, do female fish even take a dick? Last I checked, they just squirted out a bunch of eggs and the male just jizzes on them. I don't need a fish to do that...I'll just jack off over a pile of rocks if I get that urge. BRB.
2) I don't kiss very much during sex.
3) I wouldn't have to listen to any nagging.
4) The fish head might think my dick is a worm, which means lots of (free) oral sex. -
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Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)Blow job from someone I can talk to >>> sex with a fish with a nice pussy
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SF, J.PurpleJ said:
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Easy answer:Mermaid. She can catch AND cook my meals.
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One vote for Mermaid. Big fan of titty fucking.
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Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)Obvious choice.
Otherwise both ends smell like fish. -
Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)I don't think I would be able to get it up for Reverse Mermaid. Regular Mermaid I'm already hitting the bottom of my desk.
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Nice black bar, pussy.
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You simply couldn't hold back, could youdoogsinparadise said:Nice black bar, pussy.
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Reverse Mermaid (fish upper half, human lower half)
At least I like pussy, unlike everyone who's voting for the regular mermaid.doogsinparadise said:Nice black bar, pussy.
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Mermaid (human upper half, fish lower half)If you're into Asians I can see why you would pick Reverse Mermaid