ASJ Gonna ASJ

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/740950394453397505

HuskyJW

Wait....when did Dirk Koetter become head coach of Tampa Bay?

dnc

Hyphen gonna hyphen.

I blame his Baby Boomer parents.

HuskyJW

He may have just been cut...or even quit....

http://620wdae.iheart.com/onair/best-bucs-coverage-43032/austin-seferianjenkins-leaves-ota-practice-takes-14798828/

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/Aesj88/status/740943823874953216

GrundleStiltzkin

And didn't realize Koetter was Turkish.

Alexis

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/740950394453397505

Hey Adam Schefter, you only have 140 characters. Use them a little more wisely. "practice during practice" WTF?

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/DrewOnTheRadio/status/740948495310413824

http://twitter.com/Aesj88/status/740951191618789376

http://twitter.com/DrewOnTheRadio/status/740952598283440128

dnc

Looks like there's gonna be a soft, underachieving, inebriated couch for sale soon

SteveInShelton

The Sark of tight ends gonna Sark.

CuntWaffle

Id like to see some of you try and wake up at 11AM and skip a charity event instead of talking all big on a message bored.

section_332

He's always hurt anyways.

SpoonieLuv

That drunken coog fan makes better decisions than ASJ

dnc

CuntWaffle said:

Id like to see some of you try and wake up at 11AM and skip a charity event instead of talking all big on a message bored.

So you're saying he's the Jude of tight ends?

bananasnblondes

SteveInShelton said:

The Sark of tight ends gonna Sark.

Is he this way because of his Sark-nature or the 3 years of Sark-nurturing?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Not a good look for him, damn...

Gladstone

Sark was the worst possible type of coach for this kid in college.

dnc

Gladstone said:

Sark was the worst possible type of coach for this kid in college.

doogsinparadise

Don't feel too bad, he's still made his nut. Whether or not he drinks it away tbd.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

He went to the school of, "It's all good, Brah" PR management.

He clearly learned a lot from Sark, even his response is something. ASJ should be front and center for the definition of Sark athlete.

https://twitter.com/Aesj88/status/741011142617772032

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/Aesj88/status/740943823874953216

God has a plan for him. First he blows off the charity event, then he get booted from the team. Not sure what is next