Well there goes the saying ...

topdawgnc

Revenue cures all ills.

How in the fuck does a company (Sears) do 5.7 billion dollars in revenue ... and lose 471MM

I guess I'm surprised Sears does 5.7 billion in sales ...

sarktastic

axe accounting

TierbsHsotBoobs

Since your Google is broken:
In all, for the quarter ended April 30, Sears reported a loss of $471 million, or $4.41 a share, compared with a loss of $303 million, or $2.85 a share, a year earlier. Excluding certain items, Sears’s adjusted loss shrunk to $1.86 a share from $2 a share.

Revenue dropped 8.3% to $5.39 billion, mostly owing to the same-store sales decrease and having fewer Kmart and Sears full-line stores in operation. Of the year-over-year decline, $268 million was attributable to comparable-store declines, while $149 million of the decline was due to having fewer stores.

AtomicPiss

topdawgnc said:

Revenue cures all ills.

How in the fuck does a company (Sears) do 5.7 billion dollars in revenue ... and lose 471MM

I guess I'm surprised Sears does 5.7 billion in sales ...

They should ask Scott Woodward

RaceBannon

Sears was the original Amazon.com

Via the mail

EwaDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Since your Google is broken:
In all, for the quarter ended April 30, Sears reported a loss of $471 million, or $4.41 a share, compared with a loss of $303 million, or $2.85 a share, a year earlier. Excluding certain items, Sears’s adjusted loss shrunk to $1.86 a share from $2 a share.

Revenue dropped 8.3% to $5.39 billion, mostly owing to the same-store sales decrease and having fewer Kmart and Sears full-line stores in operation. Of the year-over-year decline, $268 million was attributable to comparable-store declines, while $149 million of the decline was due to having fewer stores.

They lost $471 million on $5.7 billion of sales because they didn't have enough sales? That's like saying CUOGS lost the latest apple cup because they didn't score enough points.

Assuming you actually work, it CAN'T be in any financial field. Holey fuck.

GrundleStiltzkin

RIP

topdawgnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Since your Google is broken:
In all, for the quarter ended April 30, Sears reported a loss of $471 million, or $4.41 a share, compared with a loss of $303 million, or $2.85 a share, a year earlier. Excluding certain items, Sears’s adjusted loss shrunk to $1.86 a share from $2 a share.

Revenue dropped 8.3% to $5.39 billion, mostly owing to the same-store sales decrease and having fewer Kmart and Sears full-line stores in operation. Of the year-over-year decline, $268 million was attributable to comparable-store declines, while $149 million of the decline was due to having fewer stores.

I thinks you misunderstood the sarcastic nature of my poast.

Southerndawg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RIP

Chicago has needed common sense gun laws for a very long time

BennyBeaver

Sears catalog.

BRB, JO

Kaepsknee

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Since your Google is broken:
In all, for the quarter ended April 30, Sears reported a loss of $471 million, or $4.41 a share, compared with a loss of $303 million, or $2.85 a share, a year earlier. Excluding certain items, Sears’s adjusted loss shrunk to $1.86 a share from $2 a share.

Revenue dropped 8.3% to $5.39 billion, mostly owing to the same-store sales decrease and having fewer Kmart and Sears full-line stores in operation. Of the year-over-year decline, $268 million was attributable to comparable-store declines, while $149 million of the decline was due to having fewer stores.

Not to worry, they'll make it up on even more volume in Q3

Sledog

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RIP

Sears went gay long ago. No men's sporting products sold there now just cheap metrosexual shit.

topdawgnc

Sledog said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RIP

Sears went gay long ago. No men's sporting products sold there now just cheap metrosexual shit.

Never thought I would see the day when someone would use metrosexual and Sears in the same sentence.

PurpleJ

I'm hearing this shit would never fly in a REAL corporation run by intelligent people!!!!

TurdBomber

RaceBannon said:

Sears was the original Amazon.com

Via the catalog store you drove into town to get your shit from when it finally arrived by train.