Don't know why I do this to myself... We know the fucking script.
April/May: Hot start. New year, new attitude in the clubhouse. June: Piss away the hot start with an extended losing streak. Back to earth. July: Hang around. Play about .500 ball. August: Win 6-8 in a row. WE'RE BACK. THIS IS OUR YEAR. YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE GUYS. #KeepFighting Late August/September: Back down to earth, stay about 3-5 games back, finish 6 games over .500, and miss the playoffs for the 15th year in a row.
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Losers lose
Drop 9 games back in 2.5 weeks, my oh my
fuck you
whats mariner equivalent of doogitup.gif
The season is over.
Rooting for the 2016 Mariners is like rooting for an 8-8 Seahawks team. HTH
April/May: Hot start. New year, new attitude in the clubhouse.
June: Piss away the hot start with an extended losing streak. Back to earth.
July: Hang around. Play about .500 ball.
August: Win 6-8 in a row. WE'RE BACK. THIS IS OUR YEAR. YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE GUYS. #KeepFighting
Late August/September: Back down to earth, stay about 3-5 games back, finish 6 games over .500, and miss the playoffs for the 15th year in a row.
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody.