Per Stats Inc., the Mariners are the first team since 1913 to allow one hit on opening day and lose the game.
Very Mariners-y.
When they went up 2-nil* on the Seager homer I turned to my non-binary life partner** and said "maybe they don't actually suck this year." Oh well, there's always next year.
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Game #1 isn't over yet ...
On pact for WELL OVER 162 HRs ...
Fucktard
Mariners defense is in mid-season form
Game #1 isn't over yet ...
On pact for WELL OVER 162 errors ...
Fucktard
I know, we?
FEEL the BERN!!!!!!!!!
When they went up 2-nil* on the Seager homer I turned to my non-binary life partner** and said "maybe they don't actually suck this year." Oh well, there's always next year.
*Hi @PurpleJ.
**Fictional.