Intro to Logic 101 Quiz

PostGameOrangeSlices

Since certain former? members of this message board tried to make the point that this place will fail if the team ever starts winning (big maybe...), lets take a look at some practical, common sense questions...

Has Husky Stadium struggled to get filled for the past decade?

Yes
No

Are most fairweather football fans apathetic about the UW program?

Yes
No

Is this message board still fairly popular despite mediocrity?

Yes. Over a million page views in certain months
No

Is it safe to assume that interest in husky football will increase as the program does better?

Yes
No

Does more interest typical translate to an increase in message board activity/athletic department revenue?

Yes
No

Do members of Hardcore Husky that are UW fans want UW to win?

Yes, it's the only place on the internet where UW winning football games matters
No

Do fans of teams typically abandon the bandwagon once a team starts winning?

Yes
No

Is it safe to assume HH will get much more traffic as the program gains success?

Yes
No

Write In: But the metrics say...

FUCK THE METRICS, WE ARE MEDIOCRE LOSERS UNTIL WE FUCKING WIN

doogsinparadise

Considering that 947,326 of those were J...

If chest is right then Alabama message boards should be sucking Saban off 24/7 ... Oh wait.

SpoonieLuv

Did I watch every game of an Owen 12 season because I hate my life?

Partially True

Would I have preferred that it not have happened?

Partially True


Will the sun ultimately expand and engulf to planet in a fiery apocalypse?

Most likely

GrundleStiltzkin

Lotta hypotheticals being dealt here.

PostGameOrangeSlices

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Lotta hypotheticals being dealt here.

i felt like dealing in hypotheticals

all hypotheticals are equal, but some hypotheticals are more equal than others

Dardanus

SpoonieLuv said:

...


Will the sun ultimately expand and engulf to planet in a fiery apocalypse?

Most likely

Nothing else matters.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Lotta hypotheticals being dealt here.

i felt like dealing in hypotheticals

all hypotheticals are equal, but some hypotheticals are more equal than others

Thanks Orwell

PostGameOrangeSlices

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Lotta hypotheticals being dealt here.

i felt like dealing in hypotheticals

all hypotheticals are equal, but some hypotheticals are more equal than others

Thanks Orwell UW ad

ApostleofGrief

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Since certain former? members of this message board tried to make the point that this place will fail if the team ever starts winning (big maybe...), lets take a look at some practical, common sense questions...

Has Husky Stadium struggled to get filled for the past decade?

Yes
No

Are most fairweather football fans apathetic about the UW program?

Yes
No

Is this message board still fairly popular despite mediocrity?

Yes. Over a million page views in certain months
No

Is it safe to assume that interest in husky football will increase as the program does better?

Yes
No

Does more interest typical translate to an increase in message board activity/athletic department revenue?

Yes
No

Do members of Hardcore Husky that are UW fans want UW to win?

Yes, it's the only place on the internet where UW winning football games matters
No

Do fans of teams typically abandon the bandwagon once a team starts winning?

Yes
No

Is it safe to assume HH will get much more traffic as the program gains success?

Yes
No

Write In: But the metrics say...

FUCK THE METRICS, WE ARE MEDIOCRE LOSERS UNTIL WE FUCKING WIN

the way logic is supposed to work is that you are 1) supposed to be able to recognize when somebody is making an argument, 2) the argument is supposed to sound if all the propositions are true and lead to the conclusion championed by the arguer. A valid argument is supposed to be falsifiable, otherwise you get a tautology. So if one proposition is actually false the conclusion doesn't follow. But your conclusion doesn't follow from your premises. Do I pass?

PostGameOrangeSlices

ApostleofGrief said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Since certain former? members of this message board tried to make the point that this place will fail if the team ever starts winning (big maybe...), lets take a look at some practical, common sense questions...

Has Husky Stadium struggled to get filled for the past decade?

Yes
No

Are most fairweather football fans apathetic about the UW program?

Yes
No

Is this message board still fairly popular despite mediocrity?

Yes. Over a million page views in certain months
No

Is it safe to assume that interest in husky football will increase as the program does better?

Yes
No

Does more interest typical translate to an increase in message board activity/athletic department revenue?

Yes
No

Do members of Hardcore Husky that are UW fans want UW to win?

Yes, it's the only place on the internet where UW winning football games matters
No

Do fans of teams typically abandon the bandwagon once a team starts winning?

Yes
No

Is it safe to assume HH will get much more traffic as the program gains success?

Yes
No

Write In: But the metrics say...

FUCK THE METRICS, WE ARE MEDIOCRE LOSERS UNTIL WE FUCKING WIN

the way logic is supposed to work is that you are 1) supposed to be able to recognize when somebody is making an argument, 2) the argument is supposed to sound if all the propositions are true and lead to the conclusion championed by the arguer. A valid argument is supposed to be falsifiable, otherwise you get a tautology. So if one proposition is actually false the conclusion doesn't follow. But your conclusion doesn't follow from your premises. Do I pass?

OK!

TierbsHsotBoobs

SpoonieLuv said:

Did I watch every game of an Owen 12 season because I hate my life?

Partially True

Would I have preferred that it not have happened?

Partially True


Will the sun ultimately expand and engulf to planet in a fiery apocalypse?

Most likely

I sexually identify as the sun engulfing the earth

Dardanus

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

SpoonieLuv said:

Did I watch every game of an Owen 12 season because I hate my life?

Partially True

Would I have preferred that it not have happened?

Partially True


Will the sun ultimately expand and engulf to planet in a fiery apocalypse?

Most likely

I sexually identify as the sun engulfing the earth

dnc

We don't want UW to win is the worst doogism of all doogisms. Why have we been such miserable and pathetic fucks for the past fifteen years? Because UW FB has been miserable and pathetic. Those of us who have been around long enough remember Duckfighter Illustrated smoking weed and talking shit to our? opponents like Lane Kiffin. Good UW football will produce happy HHBs. The reason some dogs have never seen us? happy is UW FB has sucked for so fucking long.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I don't know what it's like to be a happy husky football fan

Gladstone

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I don't know what it's like to be a happy husky football fan

My only taste was 2000.

I was in the 8th grade.

brb seppuku

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Gladstone said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I don't know what it's like to be a happy husky football fan

My only taste was 2000.

I was in the 8th grade.

brb seppuku

FOL, I was a freshman in HS.

At least Winter is Coming

biak1

Gladstone said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I don't know what it's like to be a happy husky football fan

My only taste was 2000.

I was in the 8th grade.

brb seppuku

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Gladstone said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I don't know what it's like to be a happy husky football fan

My only taste was 2000.

I was in the 8th grade.

brb seppuku

FOL, I was a freshman in HS.

At least Winter is Coming

My brothers in arms.

TommySQC

Will the sun ultimately expand and engulf to planet in a fiery apocalypse?



I'll be on Mars by then...