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DugtheDoog

(last week, but what the fuck ever)....

I have watched every minute of every game today.....

Our game in my office, Cougs at my Country Club for a late lunch and USC while I was playing golf and then at dinner in the bar and now ASU at my home.

My home has Dish

My Country Club has Dish

My ipad on the course.

It is so simple to watch... just get Dish.

I take my iPad everywhere and I have 400 channels to choose from.

Its simple, high quality and a reasonable price.

CheersWestDawg

I'd pay good money to jam that iPad up his ass in landscape orientation then grab his satellite dish and smash it over that Frankenstein-looking face of his.

DHD

Sounds like a guy describing what it's like to have no friends.

Fecal_Matter

He's also said that he watches other games on his iPad while he's watching the UW game at Husky Stadium (in his Club Husky seats of course).

Who the fuck brings an iPad to a football game? It's like he's just waiting for someone to cum up to him and say, "Wow, you have an iPad. That is so cool. Can I have a look at the game you're watching on your Dish Anywhere app?"

What a fucking loser.

Tequilla

Unless the game I'm watching is absolute dreck, if I'm going to a game my attention is on THAT game while I'm there

DugtheDoog

Fecal_Matter said:

He's also said that he watches other games on his iPad while he's watching the UW game at Husky Stadium (in his Club Husky seats of course).

Who the fuck brings an iPad to a football game? It's like he's just waiting for someone to cum up to him and say, "Wow, you have an iPad. That is so cool. Can I have a look at the game you're watching on your Dish Anywhere app?"

What a fucking loser.

Haha so true. And who the fuck brings their ipad to watch what is essentially a play-in game for a conference tournament between a team that's 1-17 in conference and Colorado when they could be taking in a nice round of golf and, I dunno, socializing with the 3some you joined up with? That's borderline pathetic. Even watching that dreck you better have a damn good excuse. But huddling over your cart while your group's yelling at you to hit your 175yard drive so you can watch the Buffs extend their lead from 34-20 to 36-20 with 5:26 to go in the 1st half...just fuck you. Seriously.

Tequilla

That's just such bad golf etiquette

DugtheDoog

Tequilla said:

That's just such bad golf etiquette

Ha not even being a golf snob. But imagine if you were golfing with a couple buddies and Bleenor rolls up and asks to share a cart with the guy who has his own. Meanwhile on a fucking Wednesday afternoon he's glued to his ipad the whole time in the cart, religiously watching Colorado plunger the cuogs in a conference tourney play-in game.

When he drug his cankles out of the cart to find his ball in the rough, I would find great pleasure in "accidentally" spilling beer all over the ipad...except he's the kind of guy who'd say it's no big deal and just tell everyone he has 6 other ipads...one for his golf bag, one for work, one for upstairs, one for his TV room, one in his glove compartment he only uses at Husky football games, and one for "clients" to use.

Tequilla

I'd offer a round in the clubhouse for anybody in my group that managed to shank a shot right into the fucker