Mind blown about Chip Kelly

topdawgnc

As for Kelly, he has said he wants to remain in the NFL, but not everyone is confident that is the case. One source said that if the Navy job had opened, he just might have been intrigued. Don't laugh. He enjoyed his obscure years at New Hampshire and he operated in relative obscurity from a media standpoint at Oregon, at least compared with day-to-day life in Philly.

Can you imagine that coup ...

Navy scores Chip Kelly because he hates people that much.

PurpleJ

Chip Kelly is Damone?

doogsinparadise

BearsWiin

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

PurpleThrobber

BearsWiin said:

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

dongman

I'd climb that tower, one peg at a time.

PurpleJ

If Damone is Chip, then Damone must be gay?

dnc

PurpleJ said:

If Damone is Chip, then Damone must be a fat lesbo?

PurpleJ

I apologize for my display of cis privilege. I forgot that Chip identified as a woman.

AZDuck

bananasnblondes

Chip wouldn't be able to control himself around all those sailors

Southerndawg

bananasnblondes said:

Chip wouldn't be able to control himself around all those sailors

Chip agrees

BearsWiin

PurpleThrobber said:

BearsWiin said:

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

AZDuck

That's pretty much how it goes around here. I'm used to it

BearsWiin

Get fisted

H_D

AZDuck said:

Plagarism my shit, fucko!

ntxduck

Over 5 replies and not one comment about chip kelly and seamen? Disappointed in you all

PurpleThrobber

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BearsWiin said:

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

Seaman double entendre funny.

George Takei fucking hilarious.

Howard Stern has made millions off this simple fact.

BearsWiin

PurpleThrobber said:

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BearsWiin said:

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

Seaman double entendre funny.

George Takei fucking hilarious.

Howard Stern has made millions off this simple fact.

Seamen by itself is only marginally funny, kinda the obvious joke, which is why I spruced it up with the daffy phrase "boy howdy."







deconstruction

TommySQC

ntxduck said:

Over 5 replies and not one comment about chip kelly and seamen? Disappointed in you all

Not original

PurpleThrobber

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BearsWiin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BearsWiin said:

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

Seaman double entendre funny.

George Takei fucking hilarious.

Howard Stern has made millions off this simple fact.

Seamen by itself is only marginally funny, kinda the obvious joke, which is why I spruced it up with the daffy phrase "boy howdy."







deconstruction

See, man,* I'm confident I'm still gonna get more awesomes by posting this Takei pic than circling back and whining like a Women's Study major at Berkeley.



*running the double entendre back at you.