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You got schlonged

RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,531
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nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/clinton-camp-we-won-t-respond-trump-s-degrading-language-n484471


"Even her race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama," he said. "I don't know who would be worse, I don't know. How does it get worse? But she was gonna beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost."

It's not like he said if you drag a dollar bill through a trailer park you'll find Bill's girlfriends

Degrading language. Toughen up girl
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    NOC story:

    After moving to NC in the middle of 9th grade a buddy I played beisbol with in Spring 96 created this game where you had to insert "schlong" for a word in a popular song or song title. Anytime I hear schlong it takes me back to that game. It's been a long fucking time ago but here's a few I can remember:

    Tupac - How Do You Schlong It
    TLC - Schlongin' On You
    Outkast - Me and you, yo momma and yo schlong too
    R Kelly - You remind me of my schlong
    etc















    Of course the best one ever was a few years later, The Schlong Song.
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Hondo is pretty upset about this
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    2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
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    CuntWaffle said:

    Hondo is pretty upset about this

    Free pub!!!
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,899
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    edited December 2015
    dnc said:

    NOC story:

    After moving to NC in the middle of 9th grade a buddy I played beisbol with in Spring 96 created this game where you had to insert "schlong" for a word in a popular song or song title. Anytime I hear schlong it takes me back to that game. It's been a long fucking time ago but here's a few I can remember:

    Tupac - How Do You Schlong It
    TLC - Schlongin' On You
    Outkast - Me and you, yo momma and yo schlong too
    R Kelly - You remind me of my schlong
    etc















    Of course the best one ever was a few years later, The Schlong Song.

    I hear this is popular among the Asian kids from Nagasaki when they aren't bitching about the food in the cafeteria.

    Gap Band - You Dropped a Schlong on Me.


    Just what I'm hearing because I've been specifically asked to not post racist crap. Don't twist.


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    RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,258
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    RaceBannon said:

    nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/clinton-camp-we-won-t-respond-trump-s-degrading-language-n484471


    "Even her race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama," he said. "I don't know who would be worse, I don't know. How does it get worse? But she was gonna beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost."

    It's not like he said if you drag a dollar bill through a trailer park you'll find Bill's girlfriends

    Degrading language. Toughen up girl

    This bitch cunt hasn't seen a schlong since before she offed Vince Foster
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    DuckHHunterisafag said:

    RaceBannon said:

    nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/clinton-camp-we-won-t-respond-trump-s-degrading-language-n484471


    "Even her race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama," he said. "I don't know who would be worse, I don't know. How does it get worse? But she was gonna beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost."

    It's not like he said if you drag a dollar bill through a trailer park you'll find Bill's girlfriends

    Degrading language. Toughen up girl

    This bitch cunt hasn't seen a schlong since before she offed Vince Foster
    It's barely physically possible to get that many shots off, and zero chance being accurate. Combine that with the absolutely volatile political climate, the fact that LBJ already had spilled blood for political gain, and that you're in LBJs back yard, it doesn't smell right.
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    SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,237
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    The mental image of Hillary getting schlonged is as repulsive as the thought of being forced to drink warm maggot infested vomit produced by feces eating lepers. And, as Chelsea knows, she has been schlonged at least once.
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    sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
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    Schlange, when viewed from it's Middle High Germain/Old High Germain origin is Yiddish for serpent.

    some of you who accuse Donald Trump of being 'stupid' or 'careless' didn't realize this as you were being force-fed what you're supposed to think... which is consistent with your education, if you really stop and think about it.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    Southerndawg said:


    The mental image of Hillary getting schlonged is as repulsive as the thought of being forced to drink warm maggot infested vomit produced by feces eating lepers. And, as Chelsea knows, she has been schlonged at least once.

    So you prefer the mental image of Trump getting schlonged.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,899
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    ThomasFremont said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The mental image of Hillary getting schlonged is as repulsive as the thought of being forced to drink warm maggot infested vomit produced by feces eating lepers. And, as Chelsea knows, she has been schlonged at least once.

    So you prefer the mental image of Trump getting schlonged.
    It's all good, brah.

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