Dude brah was actually brilliant....

LawDawg1

USC paid Sarkisian $1 million a year to his company, “Sark Enterprises” for “marketing services performed by Steve Sarkisian.”

Shouldn't that have been part of his salary and regular job duties? hahaahahahaa

Meek

that is one Stephanie's attorneys will be looking into... how Sark Enterprises LLC generated $1M/year while paying only $1 in salary to its only employee.

PostGameOrangeSlices

"Dude.....brah.....it's all good, man."

- Sark Enterprises, LLC

DerekJohnson

Is this the same as Kramerica Enterprises?

Alexis

DerekJohnson said:

Is this the same as Kramerica Enterprises?

Vandalay Industries

DawgofThunder

Human Fund. Money for people.

section_332

DerekJohnson said:

Is this the same as Kramerica Enterprises?

It's business as usual at Sark Enterpries

2001400ex

Tax ramifications. You see, as a consultant as a side business, he can run a lot of personal expenses through that he can't as an employee. Such as car leases, business use of home, shots of Patron, etc.

At first glance, I thought it was excessive because he has to pay social security and Medicare on it, usually this would be for a couple hundred grand. But then I realized he drinks a lot of Patron.

dongman

Sark enterprises is code for percocet and patron fund. There ain't no money left gentlemen.

section_332

Sark got new plates....

AZDuck

$20 Sven bucks to whoever gets that LLC in Washington State.

PurpleBaze

AZDuck said:

$20 Sven bucks to whoever gets that LLC in Washington State.

It's available to boot.

https://fortress.wa.gov/dol/dolprod/vsdpersonalplate/Available.aspx?plate=assman

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Sark Enterprises?

I think it's time for a new handle at HH.

mobey

I guess Sark doesn't believe in free pub after all.

TurdBomber

Alexis said:

DerekJohnson said:

Is this the same as Kramerica Enterprises?

Vandalay Industries

And you want to be my latex salesman?

DerekJohnson

TurdBuffer said:

Alexis said:

DerekJohnson said:

Is this the same as Kramerica Enterprises?

Vandalay Industries

And you want to be my latex salesman?

TurdBomber

Jerry locates Sark after the Salute to Troy event.

GrundleStiltzkin

What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.

TurdBomber

Banging Beaver? What year is that from? 1970? I just figured out what hipster beards have in common with 1970: Big, big, bushiness. We were down to landing strips in my heyday, during the Seinfeld years.

H_D

mobey said:

I guess Sark doesn't believe in free pub after all.

He is in fact, playing with house money.

MisterEm

H_D said:

mobey said:

I guess Sark doesn't believe in free pub after all.

He is in fact, playing with house money.

Free pub me.