Key To Winning In Chicago

TitusPullo

According to Lars Hanson (of RuthRobbins bedroom office fame), we are playing the Tim Tebow of the (not as midwest of the) midwest:

Washington needs to control Illinois quarterback Nathan Scheelhasse if they have any shot at winning in Chicago this Saturday.

Our boys better strap on their jockstraps extra tight, cause it's the Alabama of the B1G we are facing.

Gladstone

I am bumping this only because you have the best user name ever. What an amazing show. 13th!!!!

aaaand I'm out.

[Deleted User]

CuntWaffle is the best name until someone creates "Damone's Circle Jerk Fan Club"

IrishDawg22

Spartacus > Rome

IrishDawg22

I stopped reading when she called Scheelhasse not very athletic.

He is actually a more dangerous runner than Southwick when he is 100% healthy.

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IrishDawg22 said:

I stopped reading when she called Scheelhasse not very athletic.

He is actually a more dangerous runner than Southwick when he is 100% healthy.

Lars Hansen is a "he" not a "she".

HTH

dnc

He_Needs_More_Time said:

IrishDawg22 said:

I stopped reading when she called Scheelhasse not very athletic.

He is actually a more dangerous runner than Southwick when he is 100% healthy.

Lars Hansen is a "he" not a "she".

HTH

debatable

IrishDawg22

He_Needs_More_Time said:

IrishDawg22 said:

I stopped reading when she called Scheelhasse not very athletic.

He is actually a more dangerous runner than Southwick when he is 100% healthy.

Lars Hansen is a "he" not a "she".

HTH

I was referencing Ruth's How to Beat the Illini article dumb ass.

And I have seen a pic of Lars and heard his voice, and all I got to say is the jury is still out.

He would have a couple of bathroom choices in Cali.

chrisvashon

We're no Southern Illinois. We can only hope to contain him.

IrishDawg22

The dude is 2-0 in bowl games, with wins over UCLA & Baylor w/ RGIII.

IrishDawg22

Just like the 0-12 had plenty of talent, Illinois talent wise (if 100% healthy) was a 6-7 win team last year.

And before the 3 stooges chime in, this is not an excuse. There is no WAY we should lose this game. Just sayin' the Illini are not going to roll over and we better bring out A game, especially with the turds we have dropped on the road in recent history.