Mercenary for 600k a year takes job seriously

2001400ex

From our new friends, NBC.com.co

Jason McKay, who signed up for G7S last month told Fox News he will be injecting himself with the Ebola virus, purposely getting captured by ISIS and inflict as many casualties as possible.

“I will be injecting myself with Ebola and then apprehended by ISIS so I can laugh when they get splattered in my toxic blood as they cut off my head. Also, as a trained pilot, I will attempt to spread the Ebola virus by air and also cover their skies with poisonous chemtrails.”

http://nbc.com.co/u-s-company-hiring-mercenaries-to-kill-isis/

Fuck setting yourself on fire, that's for pussies. Give yourself Ebola and walk into ISIS.

doogsinparadise

edit: You're getting whooshed.

PurpleReign

i laffed

PurpleJ

This is actually a great idea. Hondo should definitely do it.

DeepSeaZ

“Threatening those scum with pork and bacon is a great way to gain important intelligence about their operations before we slaughter them.”