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Did anybody else pee on their neighbors' front lawn this Sunday?

PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,572
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The world will FEEL my pain.

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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Paging @WhiskeyDawg
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    dongmandongman Member Posts: 2,384
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    I mostly pissed in porta-potties, however I did watch a 19 year old fill his pants with shit in public.
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    greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,280
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    Thump said:

    My neighbor's Japanese maple encroaches into my yard, so I'll frequently urinate on it in the darkness of night. Not sure if this makes me a passive aggressive coward, but it has become one of my favorite places to urinate after I've had a couple glasses of whiskey or a few IPAs.

    Just cut the limbs that hang over your property

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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,572
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    Thump said:

    My neighbor's Japanese maple encroaches into my yard, so I'll frequently urinate on it in the darkness of night. Not sure if this makes me a passive aggressive coward, but it has become one of my favorite places to urinate after I've had a couple glasses of whiskey or a few IPAs.

    I constructed a warning track where the gate opens in the backyard after a couple months of peeing there. Also killed two lavender bushes. WOOF!
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,933
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    greenblood said:

    Thump said:

    My neighbor's Japanese maple encroaches into my yard, so I'll frequently urinate on it in the darkness of night. Not sure if this makes me a passive aggressive coward, but it has become one of my favorite places to urinate after I've had a couple glasses of whiskey or a few IPAs.

    Just cut the limbs that hang over your property

    Fuck it. Spike that bitch.
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,886
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    From about 1997 - 2003? "several" times....
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    ThumpThump Member Posts: 793
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    greenblood said:

    Thump said:

    My neighbor's Japanese maple encroaches into my yard, so I'll frequently urinate on it in the darkness of night. Not sure if this makes me a passive aggressive coward, but it has become one of my favorite places to urinate after I've had a couple glasses of whiskey or a few IPAs.

    Just cut the limbs that hang over your property

    But those limbs help conceal me as I urinate on the tree. This is in the side yard of our property line, and if I wasn't concealed -- then passing cars or pedestrians might see me due to the streetlight that shines here. Even as it is, they can probably see my feet, and they'd maybe see me but I push myself pretty far into the branches and leaves to hide while I engage in my skulduggery. Sometimes I fear they can hear he sound of the ice cubes in my rocks glass that I'm trying to quietly hold in one hand while I'm peeing.

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