Hypothetical: Let's say USC beats UW—how do things turn out for Sark?

MadHusky

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Gladstone

Delay 1 week, he passes out on return flight from ND beatdown. D.A.O.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Wins the next 5 natties in a row before succumbing to cirrhosis

KoolAidMan

LoneStarDawg

I don't deal in hypotheticals

WilburHooksHands

brchco12 said:

I don't deal in hypotheticals

On a fucking tee.

Doogles

TacDawg

The concerned heroes in that program say jack shit about his comically glaring dependency until USC loses and then "SOME THINGS ARE BIGGER THAN FOOTBALL (the football told us this)"

PurpleJ

He ends up dying face down in a pile of his own vomit sooner or later.

SC_Haden_Fruede