Sark gets free pub from Sports Illustrated

http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/10/09/washington-beats-usc-steve-sarkisian-chris-petersen

It's coming out now that Frat Boy has a medicinal marijuana card...

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Same play Boise ran against us in the Vegas Bowl. And I think we've ran it a couple of times in the past year at least. While on with Softy Sark said that was the thing that worried him...UW's trick plays. He even said, "when they get on the 35 yard line."

USC was totally unprepared for this obvious trick play.

priapism

Same play Boise ran against us in the Vegas Bowl. And I think we've ran it a couple of times in the past year at least. While on with Softy Sark said that was the thing that worried him...UW's trick plays. He even said, "when they get on the 35 yard line."

USC was totally unprepared for this obvious trick play.

UW should run this play every game while Hall is still at UW. Should work almost every 3rd down and short.

priapism

Some more

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/25332220/watch-uscs-steve-sarkisian-erupts-on-the-sideline-after-penalty

CuntWaffle

Some more

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/25332220/watch-uscs-steve-sarkisian-erupts-on-the-sideline-after-penalty

This kind of shit works if you are a hard ass coach like Saban and have a relationship like this with your players all the time.

When you are dude brah and try to play the "I'm your friend" card when recruiting and what not then you just lose your team.

priapism

Respect > Winning.

Sark presser: "Teams have to respect our pass...at some point."
at 5:38

https://youtu.be/6ce3LZcKwWo?t=5m38s

SpoonieLuv

“I hate to admit to confusion, quite honestly,”

Sark is incapable of ever saying the correct thing.

SpanishMikeAlvarez

Sark has fatness

H_D

“I hate to admit to confusion, quite honestly,”

Sark is incapable of ever saying the correct thing.

Confusion is a symptom of alcoholism.

mobey

"seven-win Sark"

Trying to steal our line.

LOL

Sarkingham

This paragraph was a good one...

"When considering Sarkisian versus Petersen, USC picked hoodies over khakis, sideline volatility over serenity and a coach who has proven he can win on signing day as opposed to league play. USC took Sarkisian with his 35–29 record at Washington over Petersen’s 92–12 at Boise State. USC took style over substance, sizzle over steak. They took the comfort of Uncle Pete’s coaching tree over the proven acumen of Coach Pete. While those records are not apples-to-apples comparisons, we’ve learned at USC that there’s something to be said for having received a driver’s license before taking over a Cadillac program. And, no, winning the Holiday Bowl doesn’t count."

Sarkingham

And this one...

"USC fans are again coming to grips with a coach who appears to be the wrong fit. The Trojans can still theoretically get their act together and win the Pac-12 South. But right now, Sarkisian has a satchel of horrifying losses, and his only signature victories have come on signing day. Instead of Win Forever, this new USC era only can really celebrate in February. That’s when the latest batch of Trojans destined to underachieve come to Troy."

Offseason championships are always special for Cutty Sark.

UWhuskytskeet

https://vine.co/v/e0OAwLZQljw

The moment you come to terms with the fact that your program is fucked.

Dardanus

And this one...

"USC fans are again coming to grips with a coach who appears to be the wrong fit. The Trojans can still theoretically get their act together and win the Pac-12 South. But right now, Sarkisian has a satchel of horrifying losses, and his only signature victories have come on signing day. Instead of Win Forever, this new USC era only can really celebrate in February. That’s when the latest batch of Trojans destined to underachieve come to Troy."

Offseason championships are always special for Cutty Sark.

In other words, Coaching >>>>>>>>>>>>> Recruiting

someone smart said that here the other day

ThomasFremont

And this one...

"USC fans are again coming to grips with a coach who appears to be the wrong fit. The Trojans can still theoretically get their act together and win the Pac-12 South. But right now, Sarkisian has a satchel of horrifying losses, and his only signature victories have come on signing day. Instead of Win Forever, this new USC era only can really celebrate in February. That’s when the latest batch of Trojans destined to underachieve come to Troy."

Offseason championships are always special for Cutty Sark.
In other words, Coaching >>>>>>>>>>>>> Recruiting

someone smart said that here the other day

And then some dumb fucks here disagreed with me...

rodmansrage

It's coming out now that Frat Boy has a medicinal marijuana card...

am i getting whooshed? please tell me "no."

Meek

https://vine.co/v/e0OAwLZQljw

The moment you come to terms with the fact that your program is fucked.

this makes me laugh. it's such a perfect gif for the entire USC program right now.

RoadDawg55

The sad part is that it has taken most of the media until now to realize what kind of coach Sark is. Even worse are the UW fans who think Sark did a pretty good job at UW.