So I was listening to KJR today...

bananasnblondes

...while taking a shit (the two experiences seem to form a symbiotic relationship for me). Anyways, Softy, Puckett, and some other fuck start talking about how hot Serena Williams is and one of them gets into talking about how he'd love to be the tennis ball that she shoves into her panties during a match while she's all sweaty. I promptly pinched it off, turned around, put my head in the toilet, and puked.

Thank you for your time.

[Deleted User]

These guys really need to get laid once in their lives.

dnc

Jamie Foxx!!! True???

MikeDamone

Is every one of your posts about blacks?

DugtheDoog

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

CheersWestDawg

I'd rather eat a bowling ball.

Southerndawg

That's a whole lotta ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hcYDqbpsCUo

Southerndawg

DugtheDoog said:

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

Wow, I had no idea, that's downright scary.


WTF happened to ...

PostGameOrangeSlices

Southerndawg said:

DugtheDoog said:

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

Wow, I had no idea. WTF happened to ...

Roids

RoadDawg55

Her stomach looks terrible, but I would probably bang Serena Williams. I just would never say she is so hot and make the tennis ball comment. I don't blame Softy though, there is no way he has fucked a hotter chick than Serena.

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RoadDawg55 said:

I don't blame Softy though, there is no way he has fucked a hotter chick than Serena.

Made it more crisp and accurate.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Southerndawg said:

DugtheDoog said:

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

Wow, I had no idea, that's downright scary.


WTF happened to ...

Red beans and rice did not miss her.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Southerndawg said:

DugtheDoog said:

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

Wow, I had no idea, that's downright scary.


WTF happened to ...

Red beans and rice did not miss her.

Pretty sure Sir-Mix-Alot hit her with a 5 gallon bucket of them about 50-60 times.

Swaye

Putting this in here so everyone can recover from seeing Serena and her fat 40 fucking times.

I know, too gummy.

CheersWestDawg

I might have to nuke this whole thread. My eyeballs can only handle so much...and when you guys quote the Serena picture it just makes it worse.

Swaye

Hey, I tried to give a treat at the end.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Swaye said:

Putting this in here so everyone can recover from seeing Serena and her fat 40 fucking times.

I know, too gummy.

Too much eye makeup/10

But id hit

Southerndawg

Swaye said:

Putting this in here so everyone can recover from seeing Serena and her fat 40 fucking times.

I know, too gummy.

Not bad, maybe a little on the elfy side, but she looks ready to go AND she's 10000000% better than Serena the Satyr. Damn shame, Serena had some hotness going on before the roids, beans and rice diet.

Passion

DugtheDoog said:

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CheersWestDawg said:

I might have to nuke this whole thread. My eyeballs can only handle so much...and when you guys quote the Serena picture it just makes it worse.

This thread should have been nuked for the subject line, which is easily the most offensive part of the thread.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DugtheDoog said:

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

Would CheersWest hit it?