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Fire_Marshall_Bill
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,646 
I know someone who works for the VA. She might be able to get you a shrink. You could do it over Skype or something while you drool over the Mexican maid and sneak pics with your phone.
Otherwise, it may be time to LEAVE again.
Otherwise, it may be time to LEAVE again.