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I Hate You Old People

Being 30 years old means I didn't truly get to see the Husky's when they were a great team, a lot of you old fucks got to see the greatness. All I have is old tapes in non-HD that don't really show me jack shit. I know all the names of the UW greats and that is it.

I envy you old senile bastards that remember those great teams and know what it is like to watch truly great football or hell, just even being able to go to a game that actually fucking matters. FUCK. I have not been to one game in my life that has mattered, NOT ONE. The Oregon game in Sark's last year was the closest because we were given Gameday simply because Oregon was coming to UW and we happened to have wondered into a good record in a scrimmages up to that point.

I have so much invested in Peterman because he has represented the greatest hope I have had in my UW fandom life. Fix this shit you bastard. Hire great people around you on offense. His bullshit in recruiting is working now get it fixed on the field. Pull a Gary Patterson, sell your soul and hire a great OC. Beau Baldwin, offer him 900k a year tomorrow. NOW. DO IT. SERIOUSLY CALL HIM. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? FIRE PEASE ALSO.

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  • huskyhooliganhuskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,586 Swaye's Wigwam
    Sit down! Ha ha As a youngster in 91 there really was a different vibe. Buddy still has the entire starting lineup memorized.
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    The only game that mattered that I've been at was UCLA 2000 (hi ballsack), but from there on out its been fifteen years of needle-dicked robot rape. The farthest back I remember was Tui against Nebraska and blowing out Michigan State In Hawaii.
  • PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    1991 Rose Bowl against Michigan is my earliest Husky memory (I think). I was old enough to understand an ass kicking and remember it. Purple fucking helmets are when I really started paying attention.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 45,042 Standard Supporter

    Just 25 and I don't mind dyin

    22, 25....whatever it takes.

  • PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479

    Race Bannon once threw rocks at John Cherberg after the bastard spilled his guts to Sports Illustrated about UW. He can tell you about some of those UW-Minnesota games that mattered.

    My dad remembers those too.
  • BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    I also hate old people. And fat people. And don't get me started about old fat people.
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,035
    Quite the budding Cal fanbase you've got here
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    great post

    great poster
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,812

    I also hate old people. And fat people. And don't get me started about old fat people.

    huh???
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsiCokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    HuskyJW said:

    Being 30 years old means I didn't truly get to see the Husky's when they were a great team, a lot of you old fucks got to see the greatness. All I have is old tapes in non-HD that don't really show me jack shit. I know all the names of the UW greats and that is it.

    I envy you old senile bastards that remember those great teams and know what it is like to watch truly great football or hell, just even being able to go to a game that actually fucking matters. FUCK. I have not been to one game in my life that has mattered, NOT ONE. The Oregon game in Sark's last year was the closest because we were given Gameday simply because Oregon was coming to UW and we happened to have wondered into a good record in a scrimmages up to that point.

    I have so much invested in Peterman because he has represented the greatest hope I have had in my UW fandom life. Fix this shit you bastard. Hire great people around you on offense. His bullshit in recruiting is working now get it fixed on the field. Pull a Gary Patterson, sell your soul and hire a great OC. Beau Baldwin, offer him 900k a year tomorrow. NOW. DO IT. SERIOUSLY CALL HIM. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? FIRE PEASE ALSO.

    Voted down because I called for Pease last year and was made fun of.
    I'll allow it.
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Fuck I'm old. I went to almost every home game from 1985 to the mid/late 90s.
  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    2001400ex said:

    Fuck I'm old. I went to almost every home game from 1985 to the mid/late 90s.

    Sitting on one of your dads' laps doesn't really count.
  • PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    Thump said:

    My earliest memory of being a UW Huskies fan is when I was a UW student in the mid 80s and used to sit in the student section at games.

    Of course, we were so trashed by the early 2nd qtr, that we had to read the paper the next day to see how the game went.

    But it was fun as hell to grab chicks that tried to walk by our row, and lift them up and body pass them up the student section -- groping them along the way.

    I sobered up a bit when we beat the Sooners in the Orange bowl. I've been a bandwagon fan ever since. I had season tickets for a while from 99 to 2001, but now just buy single game tickets when the motivation strikes -- which isn't very often anymore. Best 2 games I saw in person were the 2000 home wins over Miami and the Oregon State night game.

    So far, we've had at least 1 great year in each decade since the 80s (84, 91, 2000). From this pattern, I predict one of the years between 2016 and 2019 will be special.

    I do the same thing in line at the grocery store, bank, DMV, and while at special events such as: rock concerts, political speeches, monster truck rallies, hip hop concerts, popular BBQ joints like Franklin's in Austin (Texas), Star Wars movie premieres, and football games (high school football games that is... Friday Night Lights, yeah bitch).

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