Helfrich spotted outside Knight's jet, shaking and about to vomit.
Knight showed up with a special plunger made in the bowels of the Chinese Jails he's using to make his infamous line of shoes. This plunger features prison shanks protruding in all directions from the handle and a special gas powered plunger head that locks in place when inserted, violently rotating the handle about multiple axes, coring the plunger recipient in especially bloody fashion. Chip Kelly helped develop the device and has a smooth bore version for his personal use on those nights his boyfriend is out of town. Nuff said on that.
Helfrich spotted outside Knight's jet, shaking and about to vomit.
Knight showed up with a special plunger made in the bowels of the Chinese Jails he's using to make his infamous line of shoes. This plunger features prison shanks protruding in all directions from the handle and a special gas powered plunger head that locks in place when inserted, violently rotating the handle about multiple axes, coring the plunger recipient in especially bloody fashion. Chip Kelly helped develop the device and has a smooth bore version for his personal use on those nights his boyfriend is out of town. Nuff said on that.
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It's been coming for three years. Helfrich tried to slap a band aid on a gaping axe wound.
sling: "guys, here's the qb strategy for next year, gonna go get a 1-aa midget, shit will be so cash!"
everyone else: "i wish chipper was still here"
if adams was a true p12 starter, he wouldnt have ended up at eastern in the first place.
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Ed Dickson finally stopped scoring