Billy's Historical Contenders and Pretenders

First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St

There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

Not Annoying:

Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

State Penn

aTm
Ga Tech

Annoying

Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.

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First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St

There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

Not Annoying:

Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

State Penn

aTm
Ga Tech

Annoying

Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.

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dnc

I think you're underrating LSU and maybe Florida. Pretty fair list I suppose. Not sure we really belong anymore. Minnesota definitely doesn't.

Doogles

Texas is royalty, besides that nice list.

Also Miami is dangerously close to being a has been. I love the U, but their fanbase is shit compared to their Florida rivals and they desperately need to get the right coach in there. A stadium default is on the horizon.

For about 15-16 years they were the best though.

doogsinparadise

I hate lists like this.

whatshouldicareabout

First the contenders, i.e. real college football message board royalty:

Everyone but Fire Marshall Bill

There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

Not Annoying:

No one

Annoying

Fire Marshall Bill

FTFY

greenblood

Type of lighter fluid Bill should use?

List:

Any will do

AZDuck

First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St

There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

Not Annoying:

Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

State Penn

aTm
Ga Tech

Annoying

Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.

DPOTW!

RoadDawg55

I enjoyed the rants. Miami is a pretty dead program. I know they were the most dominant force in college football for some long stretches, but things aren't looking good for them.

MikeSeaver

First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St

There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

Not Annoying:

Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

State Penn

aTm
Ga Tech

Annoying

Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.

BennyBeaver

Warshington is too high

CuntWaffle

Cal is STILL too high.

Gladstone

Miami is a coach away from being near-immediatly relevant. They sit in the most fertile recruiting ground on the land, the aura of 'The U' still resonates, and they have legions of corrupt boosters dying to get back to the good ol' times.

PurpleThrobber

I think you're underrating LSU and maybe Florida. Pretty fair list I suppose. Not sure we really belong anymore. Minnesota definitely doesn't.

Texas and LSU are big boy football schools. Slightly fucked up at times but historically much more big boy than UCLA or Washington.

Would argue Miami was a flash in the pan for about 20 years. Cortez, Thrill Hill, the Playmaker and the Blade brothers haven't been there in a generation.

WilburHooksHands

Please post this on a Texas board.

Kaepsknee

So Colorado, Minnesota, Syracuse and Washington are 2nd tier teams despite none of them having more than one very good Season in the last 24 years???

Live in the past much Doog?

RoadDawg55

Miami is a coach away from being near-immediatly relevant. They sit in the most fertile recruiting ground on the land, the aura of 'The U' still resonates, and they have legions of corrupt boosters dying to get back to the good ol' times.

Completely agree, but finding that coach is going to be tough. They are broke compared to the big programs and don't have the fan support.

Dennis_DeYoung

The problem with Miami is even when they're great, no one gives a shit. If USC had only started being good in 1984, it would be the same deal. No one in Miami gives a shit. It's essentially a waste of a good team.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Flagged for USC at the top of the list.

I stopped reading there.

TTJ

In 2015, how can Washington possibly belong on this list but not Oregon?

TierbsHsotBoobs

In 2015, how can Washington possibly belong on this list but not Oregon?

Doogs gonna Doog.