Sigs!!¡

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/PacificTakes/status/636894197073641473

RaceBannon

Note how he has to hit the right knee on the ground to get back up

HuskyInAZ

I can't believe how fucking stupid this is. What doesn't surprise me is the pathetic execution.

sarktastic

This publicity stunt was a bad idea from his agent.

Meek

sarktastic said:

This publicity stunt was a bad idea from his agent.

agreed....whoever is giving him advice on what to say and do should be.... given an extension!!

DeepSeaZ

Jesus he is terrible at this. Fat, drunk, and stupid are no way to go through life. Well, it's a way, to be fair.

Alexis

If that's not, like his 100th one, he really sucks at being in shape.

sarktastic

Sark's life appears to be in free fall right now. This desparate public plea that he's somehow paying penance for his transgressions is shallow, pathetic and sad. Quite honestly, who believes this?

To me, it PROVES he's in denial and just doesn't get it. He should have spent more time partying with Pat O'day when he was in Seattle.

whatshouldicareabout

Sark, you are guilty of the crime of embarrassing USC.

Your punishment?

EMBARRASS USC MORE!

PurpleThrobber

HuskyInAZ said:

I can't believe how fucking stupid this is. What doesn't surprise me is the pathetic execution.

Word. He should be running 10 yards, whistle, drop...get back up, do it again.

That bullshit is 7th grade PE class stuff.

DeepSeaZ

Sark is a living Ron Burgundy.

DeepSeaZ

DeepSeaZ said:

Sark is a living Ron Burgundy.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Quite honestly, this video is not indicative of the shape Sark is in. He's going to get in the film room and see what went wrong and he'll clean it up for the next time he has to up downs after a drunken scandal.

ThomasFremont

Alexis said:

If that's not, like his 100th one, he really sucks at being in shape.

The O/U is 5

SpoonieLuv

RaceBannon said:

Note how he has to hit the right knee on the ground to get back up

And Pat Haden isn't even in front of him

SpoonieLuv

Alexis said:

If that's not, like his 100th one, he really sucks at being in shape.

The video is completely unnecessary for this.

Alexis

DeepSeaZ said:

Sark is a living Ron Burgundy.

Ugh, drinking a gallon of milk was a terrible idea.

PurpleReign

He has a shit ton more money than most alcoholics I know (FYI, I am not referencing Swaye in any way whatsoever so don't even go there).

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleReign said:

He had a shit ton more money than most alcoholics I know (FYI, I am not referencing Swaye in any way whatsoever so don't even go there).